Our Man in Europe, IN BELIZE; No. 8:: a la recherche: RAZZORBACKS!!!

Our Man in Europe, IN BELIZE; No.8: a le recherche-Razzorbacks!!!

DON'T GET IN MAH face ARKANSAS! Don't get in my FACE bout my VAN! I drove Dave Delacroix from the INTERSTATE and got Dave's ASS up to Pulaski Heights!? And I didnt KNOW the City Streets, I didn't know the SWING that a backwoods Gal might ever know but I TAUGHT young DAVE; Dave? here's the BRIDGE! Kid I know JUMPED off that sucker; guess what? I just came into $20: I bought 2 CDs; achy-breakie, some other? And I PICKED U UP hitch-hiking on an Inter-State Rain-storrm.We drove across a bridge by LITTLE ROCK. My Brother and Friends used to DIVE off that sucker. She said? "Dave? People, Arkansas? We never get out of the Woods?".....Love I got to give. Meantime, growing OLD....? I-m thinking bout YOUR....why? U ARK-Gal was the Best!!!....

c.2021, davedelacroix

Our Man in AMERICA, our Man In Europe, Our Man IN BELIZE, No.7: OXFORD/CAMBRIGE BOAT RACE: No pity for Ullyses.

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix, IN BELIZE, No: 7: OXFORD/CAMBRIGE BOAT RACE: No pity for Ullyses. 

dedicato: Sir John Waller, Bart.

EVERYBODY KNOWS it Rains. every Fucker knows; your stupid Brain, BITCH, fucker, ass-hole, that fricker U R sleeping with bad hair-cut, NO PEDIGREE, like ME with a DEGREE; bad ROUGH from OXFAM, foreskin-City: wotcha gonna do when he offers U some GLU? Penelope? Love-thingy? SODOMY!?

Everybody knows MENSTRUAL PAIN, stuff with which U cringe, cool T-shirt, Thorsten Veblins; Spell? Nobody CAN feel the same? Ask!? GOOGLE; Carol White in a 50s Film Noir...A mirror awaits. Clair Bloom at the Berlin Wall? Everybody gets a bullet?...in your pancras?

Everybody knows the Curry take-a-way. Every body knows. No PITY for Ullyses. WoctchagonnaDO!?... as the TRAD OX-CAM boat race GILLED with Russki Spies sodomize the river Thames in all its insidious tides?

The RELIEF of wearing WHITES...at Cricket?

c.davedelacroix, our man in...Corozal, Belize.

Our MAN in ...in BELIZE, No: 7: COROZAL-SCREAM.

 Our MAN in Corozal...in BELIZE, No. 7: Corozal-Scream!

........and I SCREAM in Corozal.

Nice SMILE, good GUILE, U gotta Credit Card? Hugs with, Winter catch U a J. Depp, cafe dans le Rue? Johnny got enough problems, let' thinks bout Me & U and any which way IF U put down that PHONE I will SCREAM in Corozal?

Nice COSTUME in water/OUT, tits & teeth, no need to shout? Do I posture, my BEER GUT for Papparazzi-Vogue, the Slimline-Nouveau that...in some SOCIETY...they must know and holla Eggs, beans, bell peppers, how do I worship CHRIST, some scumbag BZ PASTOR, a cockroach in the cupboard, fermenting: Pastor SCREAM?

Cerebral-whatever, LOLLY-EYES, kiss Native. Goodness, confounded by DRUG-Corruption Police; Politicians Oversight? WHO Polices the Police? Who Checks OUT these FAT BOYS, these Ministers who promote each other?...KATANGA: Open the BORDER/Free Trade or tyranny, BZ-MEX with an AK-47, this democracy-depraved?

BRITISH HONDURAS. Leastways, wasn't there a Railroad!?

....and I SCREAM in Corozal-Belize, U Tyrants!

c.2021, davedelacroix,corozal,belize.

Our Man in ...the DUDE, IN BELIZE, No: 6: Bardolino & MIO.

 Our MAN, the Dude, Dave Delacroix, No.6: IN BELIZE: BARDOLINO & MIO

dedicato: Donnatella.

Bardolino, Mio, twins, Arlechinos, laughing in defeat, disgust, despair, sometimes we shopped at CRAI Supermarkets throughout Italy; THERE U could see real TEARS: a Can of Soup/price a Diamond ring?

Bardolino and Me; Abruzzo, retro-repro-grates, highway ruffians, Robin HOOOODS, never robbed from the Rich but we gave what we had...to the Poor?...Her name was always Maria; she invariably wore a Crucifix, swore she was a Virgin, had 3 kids to support?

Bardolino & Delacroix; The Police Carribeanos put out a TEXT MESSAGE: Don't Arrest these Fools, Just give Em a Glass of Wine & a Pannini!? As U can imagine, BEING an OUTLAW this was a tad embarassing: Who do we Shoot!?  A Shark? A Barracudda? Our Foot?

Barolini & ME; we HAD to go finally GO STRAIGHT, marry distant Cousins and AS in Sicily, Cabria, Abruzzo, Emelia-Romagna, Tuscany, etc., initiate our own Internet talk show. LIFE as they SAY can sometimes be a FIAT senza benzine!? Bardolino & Me. Sempris.

c.2021. dave delacroix, corozal, belize.

Our Man in Europe, IN BELIZE, No.6: MERLOT & Me!

Our Man in Europe, IN BELIZE, No.6: MERLOT & Me!

I was School Boy, Captain of the RUGGER TEAM, 14 yr old superstar: but then there WOZ dat god damned MERLOT?

I was BIZ-CAPO in some BIZ-gig, see U for lunch? -always MERLOT?

I kissed "the ONLY WOMAN I EVER LOVED" but there was always MERLOT.

I bought a Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow...but I signed it over to MERLOT.

Now I am dying it ALL seems HUNKY DORY to me. Awaiting MERLOT knocking at my Door!

S-whad!!!?

Too many P.C. Whinners on this Planet!

MERLOT? Come back, someday,  to me...

c.2021, davedelacroix, corozal-Belize.

Our Man in Europe, IN BELIZE, No. 5: The Sugar Cane Boy to his Love.

Our Man in Europe, IN BELIZE, No.5:The Sugar Cane Boy to his love. 

DO U CPOCDODILE when U bite? An ALLIGATOR? Like things in a SLICE? Or a nibbling CAYMAN, victim-flounder in the Mangrove? How does your Love go?

Do U great white shark, shear something into nothing, clean as a Butcher's knife, out-cold, the MEAT served like Revenge or black Homicide?

Do U break my heart in parting, my panting, awaiting and then, expect me to go on?

For YOU, low Wage I cut the Cane!!!

Do YOU whisper my name in your dreams like in MY dreams I whisper for U?...

c.2021, davedelacroix, corozal-belize.

Our Man in Europe, IN BELIZE, No. 4: Grocery Bill!

 Our Man in BELIZE, dave delacroix, 2021/OUR MAN in Europe.No.4: Grocery Bill.

OUR MAN U SEE who SEE dem grinning Skulls, dem SMILES U fill with wistful emotion? Our MAn, dat Dude, who sees the UN-believable, who confesses, in the here-after?

 Our MAN U HUG, no shutter-bug, who holds on TO YOU as long as he can? That BOOG-A-Loo, that mis-begotten Few who U call, your Friends, or Uncle Sam?

Our Man in SPACE, our man-Woman, no-RACE, our GODZ, stuff: roaDSIDE DETRITUS; DID u THINK IT sane TO Give it a name on a Grocery bill?

OUR MAN in YOU; intrinsical boy, Girl, ego, YOU!...For U I leave this space:......................................!

c.2021, davedelacroix, corozal, belize.