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Monday, October 8, 2012

Our Man in Europe: Dave Delacroix: No. 20: "FLY SWAT!"

Our Man in Europe: Dave Delacroix, : WATCHTOWER: No 20:  "FLY SWAT!"

I win - yet again - the "Noble Prize" from those guys up in FINLAND.... This time? -for inventing the New & Improved  Dave Delacroix- "FLY SWAT".
(I put aerial wings on it.)
(.....On that PLASTIC thing you kill bugs with)

Apparently, (like TNT) it's  a weapon that will stop ALL WARS and induce People to to quit squabbling and sit down and have Lunch.

Alas; the Cooks, the Waiters - even the "Bus-Boys" - want to sit at the "big table"; so despite WORLD PEACE, war, inevitably, breaks out.
People start "lobbing food!!!?"
Mio? I grab a "Doggy-bag" -as a Poet should - and run like hell!

(Damn! I forget to take the Prize!?)


c 2012/davedelacroix/lord borgo/piacenza-Italy/surrounded by sniffing women who obviously caught the sniffles from their kids at Kindergarden/ASHOO!, ASHOO -have ANY of these people heard of a SIX PACK or a decent bottle of WHISKY!?....:)


Sunday, October 7, 2012

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ WATCHTOWER/No. 18: TANGO!!!

Our Man in Europe/davedelacroix/WATCHTOWER/No. 18: Tango.

I sit/jam with the local "bravoes" who strum/drum their guitars in the Piazza Cavalli; add (?) Angel voices, their nubile gals? -who chorus...and the World is good.

Canzone d'more? Canzone d'morte? Songs of despair? NO MATTER! -castenets appear. A Marracca! Tripple ESPANA hand-claps. Some-one Videos (wants to put it on U-tube. com) A passing bella-donna? Emeerald evening dress? She kicks off her heels, spasms PIAZZI "centrale!", then starts dancing!... The "bravoes" respond with gusto: Music that peels the skin off your Soul, then (it) swallowed, "double helix" down your spine.

The "bravoes?" Medium-raw, strum Flamenco. The Emerald Lady? She kicks her heels into the air! And I? I, enjoy the illusion that I command the Dance.

c 2012/dave delacroix/lord borgo/Oct-and Tango...:)