Our Man in Europe/davedelacroix/the IDES of March, No. 6: "Drink on thru till the Other side..."
Little Miss Mary - quite contrary - was skipping in her pink dress down thru the primrose garden on a sunny, Sunday, afternoon. The BIG BAD WOLF who had-had not a shave in 3 days/with NO dental plan happened upon the same primrose garden on account that he had stashed a fifth of JACK DANIELS, there-in...
"Oh! Big bad Wolf!" -cried Mary.
"NO! -Lady!!" -responded ZE Wolf (in rectangular olde English); "Try to RELAX. YOU? -You are the frickin' Gal!"
"I am Mary...in the Pink dress."
"You-betcha!" -replied "Wolfy". "you're the god-damn reason the Town got respectable; no Bar service, any more, and NO SMOKING actually in Pubs and Taverns and Bars!!!" -and he added, "Salad is a dish served COLD."
"Don't you mean, "revenge"? suggested little Mary.
Wolfy replied: "YUP!"
And Mary was EATEN.
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