Our Man in Europe/Belize, Dave Delacroix: "CROCODILE!" (Short movie/SCENE 2)
So HOT on the trail of the illicit Reptile trade "avec" diamond necklace, I hit "Little-Italy" thinking "Cosa-Nostra"/secret handshakes, maybe Free-Masons, etic...?
Leonardo X at the Cafe/Locally known as "Cafe stab U in the back! /Bring your own stiletto?"
"LEO, mi amico! Looking for a misplaced Green-thingy wearing $10,000 of diamonds?"
"Ah, fratello! Espresso por favor?"
"DIAMONDS!"
"I'm notta WEARING? Espresso?"
"Diamonds Leo. CROCODILE!"
"She LEFT without a-paying!"
"Diamonds."
"Talk-a with Bela-Flamina, my wife."
CROCODILE/SCENE 3./LEO'S Wife.
"U want da Raviola?"
"Crocodile. Diamonds!"
(LEO nods to her to spill the beans.)
"Go see crazy JOHNNY STILLETO, his -a wife tell me everything!"
"Johnny Stiletto?"
"Si. But see him NIGHTIME, no-day. He is from New York City. He watches Talk-Shows on the T.V.; "Tempesta Da More, T.V. serial his-a his favorite?"
CROCODILE/SCENE 4/ Johnny S. & Detective.
(Johnny D. all strung out/skittish)
"Do U know I have a 12" Dick!?"
"I have yet to enquire Bro?"
"Bitch seduced me...the Crocodile? He's already some smocks shoe leather! DIAMONDS!?...Under your Lady's mattress I'd say....I want NO PART of this."
"Of what?"
"INSURRANCE FRAUD!"
CROCODILE/SCENE 5/Detective/BAR/film dénouement.
(Talking to himself-bartender)
"So there I was, Cops/SWAT all-round the Villa. The BUTLER having overheard/keyhole-peeper, dumped in the basement along with her late husband, apparently gone recently bankrupt, the DIAMONDS? -Under the mattress!"
(Bartender:) "Everybody's right. That's what I always say."
"Me too."
c.2025. Dave Delacroix.