Our Man in Europe/Belize, Dave Delacroix: "CROCADILE!"/New Corozal Film Group Movie.
CROCODILE!!!
''..1 was outta lunch, outta work working on my foot-dangling, the phone rang, WANDA-Goldberg called me... her pet CROC had been kidnapped; 6-feet long, lived in her swimming pool, wore a Diamond NECKLCE?... I got $500 per plus expenses so I committed to the Gig, my domestic-electricity bill was breathing down my neck, the POOL-GUY's wages after my nuts.
(Singing:) "Thank-U My Murphy I'll drink mah Whisky now! The Saints will gather round. Thank-U Mister Murphy, my, there's Whisky in the Jar.
."...for coming, Missie-Goldberg says, I said, do you have a photo of the CROC, preferably in "situ", eating a stray dog, some Kid in the Cot? But also STILL, R U married, do U have a Gigolo?"
(Wanda-responds:") "U INSULT ME!?
(Mio:) "U called ME, I didn't call U?"
(Wanda:) "My chauffeur DRIVES me!?"
(Mio:) "He left town/huh-hu? "..."Did he OWN a Persian rug?"
(Wanda:) "He LEFT on Wednesday. British. Has an affiliation with a Sheffield football Club?"
(MIO:) ' But the Diamond-CROC is AWOL, your BUTLER is dead?"
(Wanda:) "i was sleeping!!!"
(Mio;) " Cool alibi."...
c.2025.dave delacroix.
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