Our Man in Europe/Belize, Dave Delacroix: "CROCADILE!"/New Corozal Film Group Movie.
CROCODILE!!! (Transgender)
''..1 was outta lunch, outta work, working on my foot-dangling, at the ANAL LOUNGE, the "C" was missing from its street-NEON on Canal Street; it's in VENICE by Santa Monica where the debris meets the sea? The phone rang; "Lionel" handed it to me. WANDA-Goldberg, Hollywood Celeb on the line:... her pet TRANSGENDER-CROC had been kidnapped; 6-feet long, lived in her swimming pool, wore a pink TUTU and a $10,000 Diamond NECKLCE?... I got $500 per plus expenses so I committed to the Gig, my Utility bills were breathing down my neck, Credit-Union, the POOL-GUY's wages after my nuts. TOYOTA, repossession of my sad ass 4x4?
."...For coming, Missie-Goldberg says, I said, do you have a photo of the CROC, preferably in "situ", eating a stray dog, some Kid in the Cot? But also STILL, R U married, do U have a Gigolo?"
(Wanda-Goldberg/her name is WANDA, or Wendy. -responds:") "U INSULT ME!?
(Mio:) "U called ME, I didn't call U?"
(Wanda:) "My chauffeur DRIVES me!?"
(Mio:) "He left town/huh-hu? "..."Did he OWN a Persian rug?"
(Wanda:) "He LEFT on Wednesday. British. Has an affiliation with a Sheffield football Club?"
(MIO:) ' But the Diamond-CROC is AWOL, your BUTLER is dead?"
(Wanda:) "i was sleeping!!!"
(Mio;) " Cool alibi."...
(Next scene driving Lizzies truck/goggles!)
...So HOT on the TRAIL of the illicit Trans-Reptile trade "avec" a $10,000 necklace I hit "Little-Italy", thinking "Cosa-Nostra"/secret handshakes, maybe FREE-MASONS, etc?"
Leonardo "X" at the Cafe, locally known has "Cafe Backstabber! /Bring your own .38. Special"...
"LEO! Mia Amico! I am-a-looking for a misplaced, 8-foot-longi, green-thinga in a Pink TUTU wearing $10,000 of diamondo!?"
"Ah, Fratello! Espresso por favor?"
"DIAMONDS LEO. PINK TUTU!!!"
"...Amah not wearing. Espresso?"
"DIAMONDS!"
"....Talk-a with Bela-Flamina, my wife!"
(CROCODILE SCENE 3/LEO'S wife:)
'.... Crocodile. Diamonds?"
(LEO nods to her to spill the beans.)
"...GO see JOHNNY STILLETTO, his a-wife tell me everything!"
"Johnny Stiletto?"
"Si. But see him NIGHTTIME, NO-day! He is from New York City, maybe Brooklyn. He watches TALK SHOWS on T.V. "Tempesta Da'Amore" soap opera, his-a his favorite!"
(Crocodile/Scene 4/Johnny S & Detective.)
(Johnny Stilletto all strung out/skittish)
"Do U know I have a 12inch Dick? I am very popular!?"
"I had yet to enquire Bro?"
"BITCH seduced me...the CROCODILE? He's already some smucks shoe leather! As for Diamonds? Dream on! Under your Clients MATTRESS I'd say?...I want NO part of this."
"Of what?"
"INSURRANCE FRAUD!!!"
(Crocodile/Scene 5/driving in lizzies truck, thinking aloud;)
"...It's the age-old story. A Man, a predator, a woman becomes a Cougar. R U a Man trying to be a Woman, a Boy trying/wanting to be a Girl? To be LOLA! Just as a Crocodile, envious of the butterfly? In everyone lies a secret chamber, longing, like a PHOENIX to rise out of Life's flames: Ashes to ashes?"
"That's deep." my bartender says.
"...For a Crocodile, wallowing in the mangroves, no forks or spoons, U TOO might have such desires; a penniless Mrs Goldberg, yearning for a GET-RICH-QUICK life?"
"U think?"
(Bartender scene. Detect in his CUPS!)
"....So there I was, COPS/SWAT TEAM all around the Goldberg Villa. Happens that the BUTLER, having overheard/keyhole peeper, dumped in the basement/wrapped in a Persian rug along with her late husband (big rug) who had apparently gone recently bankrupt. The Diamonds!? Where they always were. Under the mattress.....Makes U wonder."
(Bar-T:) 'Everybody's right. That's what I always say."
"Me too."
c.2025.dave delacroix.
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