Our Man in Europe/Belize, Dave Delacroix: "PEKING DUCK!"

 Our Man in Europe/Belize, Dave Delacroix (a.k.a David Michael Oxley on Facebook): "PEKING DUCK!" (A World PEACE Song!)

(Chinese Restaurant setting:) "Peking Duck. I'll have that."

SO solly Sir. It NOW called Beijing Duck."

"So what!"

"...Problem with big Mandarin in China!"

"OK. Mandarin-Duck!"

"No-Sir. Beijing-Duck!"

"We talking SOUP, right?"

(Voice from next table/RUSSIANS:)

"VE call it Duck-Stroganoff!"

IT"S WAR!!!

(French tableau:)

"Monsieur? Le Pate soupe fra gras, je insist!"

IT'S WAR!!!

(German Table:)

"Tode-Duck STRUGAL, mein got!"

IT'S WAR!!!

(Italian table:)

"Whatsa da matter? Polo-MINESTRONE!!!"

IT'S WAR!!!

(Belizean table/It's a large restaurant...)

"Mumbo-jumbo - in CREOLE- Let's EAT!"

IT'S WAR!!!

(USA TABLE:)

"U guys gotta Cheeseburger!?"

IT'S WAR!!!!

(English table:)

"Can we get some napkins, knives & folks? These chopsticks-things, quite impossible!"

IT'S WAR!!!

(IRISH table:)

"WE call it COME & GET IT! We wrote a bunch of ballads don't U know?"

IT'S WAR!! BLOODY!! 

(Polish table;)

"We call this Soup: Keep us in suspense? Service here is miserable!"

IT'S WAR!!!

(Jewish table:)

"Does it come with bread?"

IT'S WAR!!!

(Arab table.... busy bowing down, east, to Mecca, the kitchen, missing out on the free Lo-Mein..."

IT'S WAR!!!

(Brazilian Table - phew! - tired of the slow table service they just get up & do the SAMBA!)

IT'S WAR!!!

(Mexican table:)

"TEQUILLA!!!"

IT'S WAR!!!

(Taiwanese table:)

"We just call - soup - Ducky-Ducky?"

IT'S WAR!!!

....Meantime, a bus load of Japanese tourists in Jean Gabin raincoats happily waiting outside in the rain for a table. Yet STILL I addressed my Chinese waiter: 

"OK. I just wanted some SOUP....Think I'll go for the WON-TON?

"So solly. We don't call soup WON-TON anymore, it's called........"

IT'S WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

c.2025. Dave Delacroix. Corozal-Belize/OWNER of the Chateaux-Pelican Guest Villa. 5 dble rms, pool, A/C, 3 full-service kitchens, secured parking, close to downtown, Bayshore drive:/Corozal-Belize; U can google. See Y'all on Campus & let me know how ya next PEKING DUCK-Humanity? -hopefully/PEACEFULLY works out! Hugs & Kisses.