Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/....(Scritori dude)
Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/MENU for MURDER/D & D: "Big on Burritoes!"
.......He killed her with SOUP! Bad Minestrone della -the Mandrake, the Deadly Nightshade; it all added up. Even D & D -distracted from chasing up lost kid Ahmed, avowed Anti-Infidel anti-semetic (Star of David section). semetic HIMSELF and had probably - on his Pappy's purloined bank deposit card -buzzed off to Beirut where the light/horror there would probably ZAP his LITES back to Milwaulkie;
...So D & D, on his "Missing Kids' Retrievable Agency" gave AHMED an A-plus? Anyhow, back to the Soup, the Minestrone Situ: ...A SAD SAP appartment, North of Sunset Boulevard...and no-one had paid the electric bill in weeks so the COPS and Cop Techies installed tax-payer-financed Kleig lighting which made the poisonous Soup, the Minestrone (this is ALL about Soup?) on the gas stove look twice as inviting but also PISSED OFF the North of Sunset Boulevard NEIGHBORS who, trying to get some sleep and ordinarily accustomed to a convenient, day-time Hollywood filming "Shoot": were MUCHO PISSED!
But not THIS time. Just Soup, apparently. (Minestrone) . No exposure on an ill-lit side street: No opportunity for Cameoes for "Wannabees!" But WORD got out/SPREAD like an Oklahoma brushfire with Herpes: Movie Agents (Star of David Section) blocked All calls! -Which would put D & D righteously on the Gentile scent? The VIC was a True Blood Hollyhocks: "DID Rolando-Ziggy-Erskine the THIRD; Talent Humbug -with an ambitious Starlet WIFE; "Did he have a Prosphetic, OR phophetic LEG, not Wooden, not Plastic, can it be EXPLAINED, Horatio?"
Invited to the 3 day old case D & D was in fact allergic to Minestrone laced with Peanuts! (Poor Man's Mandrake.) Obviously, Rolando too. (The Vic?)
North Hollyhocks Police Fortress, (THE RAMPARTS) incidentally, has a reputation. Most DE-tects think of their actual Police vocation as a back door to Hollyhocks-Movies-Fame!...Minestrone?
"Fricker's DEAD. Looks like Suicide...with a saucepan!"
...But Minestrone WITHOUT a splash of Olive Oil, no sprinkles of Oregano, no Pepper-Nero? Not even a sprig of bowl parsley; forget the peanuts! "JUST where does his Nemisis partake in such Culinary concepts? And just where does the Bitch - his sobbing WIFE - presently in Widows' "Weeds" chow on down? TACO BELL? Night and day!? BIG, is she, on Burritoes?...
The scene was set. Commiserating DE-tects addressing the weeping Widow, "Take it easy... This shit happens in L.A. every Wednesday...Have some soup..." and D & D chorused, quietly...to the "weeping willow".
"JEEZE! HE'S ALIVE!!!" -Screams D & D.
"Oh, Honey!" -Widow. "I didn't MEAN to Wack U!? U KNOW I love ya!!!???"
(Which amounted to a confession)
MOTIVE?
THE COPS finally guessed. It was as plain as day. Without KLEIG LIGHTS a blind Man, and to D & D, the "Olde Pyramid Scheme" of HOLLYWOOD Hope & Loyalty: ONLY YOLANDO, initially: going to advance his Spider's spouse's Career, enjoyed her divine ASS a little too much. Advance her career? No way-JOSE! Lose her ASS. KEEP her on a string...and, finally, it dawned on the the "WIDOW"?... Turns out they were NOT "technically" Married? YOLANDO enrollerd a bunch of cynical movie "EXTRAS" to en-act "Poo-tay"! Cinamon & Lace: She was hooked! And TWO whole years of her valuable Starlet-Youth: BETRAYED!!!...in the Great Hollyhocks Pyramid Scheme/otherwise known as "Isreali Occupied Terroritory"... And WHY are these Semites SOOOOO tribal and incidiously incesst-ual!? No Health Insurance?... For an extra ten Dimes...
YO!...I loosely quote Persian Poet HAFIZ: .".Don't think about your foreskin?...Never mess with a Tiger's Cubs?...And never-EVER mess with a Woman's Illusions!..."
THIS Woman saw the light!...
Whilst the COPS wetre busy guessing, "RUDY DA NOODLE", recently Arrested for several Domestic-Poisoning, confessed to the murder of the Lindenberg Baby Kidnapping, the "Grassy Knoll" -thingy, sinking of the Titanic (witjh a self constructed TOPEDO) and yet further confessed to quitting the Hollyhocks/Glendale Community Homosexual Theatre to go back to YAWNSVILLE, Minnesota, maybe later, to gravitate towards the Big Apple (NYC), Broadway: The Faggot-Kibbutz!?
So LIKE Pontius Pilote, Administer of Tiberian Rome, D & D washed his hands - to be haunted by his judgement - and passed on the Minestrone, later, to graze on a super-picante Chicken Burrito/green Salsa!
...Back in his CRIB...D & D wondered how Anti Semetic kid - the Muslim branch?- how Ahmed , a Semite - was handling...War torn Beirut?... And hoping - with great heart - the kid would somehow come out alive...?
c 2015/dave delacroix/...D & D DE-tect-
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