Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ (D & D -Detective:) "Won-Ton-IDIOT!"
(Case file: 007.5:) ....THIS Clown robbed a (L.A.) Pacific-Palisades Bank of America - in broad daylight - with a Butcher's carving knife still in its 99 cent discount store thick plastic wrap! But he DID have a commanding voice: "I am HANNIBAL CLEVER and Y'all are breakfast if U don't hand over DA MONI!!!", adding, "Maybe later, I invite U to lunch!"
ALL Bank-tellers are strictly trained to corroborate/collaborate in such events but in THIS instance they, plus ALL the bank's customers broke out in paroxysms of laughter! (Guffaws?) And one customer in particular pulled out his Smart-phone ear-phones and shared (audio) a song he was toying with re-writing for a David Geffen movie production: "Lay dat Pistol down, Ma! Lay dat Pistol down! U pistol-packin' Mama! Lay dat pistol down!"
(Much-laughter...) Then "DA CLEVER" honored his honorific! The carnage was UN-speakable! He butchered the Smart-phone/audio/smart Ass; kicked him SOLIDLY in the BALLS; terrified bank-tellers swiftly handed over MEGA money bag which prematurely exploded in RED DYE and all and sundry got a dose! Meantime, "ZE CLEVER" then adorned his UNI-BOMBER Ski-mask as an after-thought - for latent disguise purposes and, as he he still had some Non-red-dyed money to burn, indulged everyone in the bank to join him for lunch at the HOUSE OF LEE next door!
Cops "in Bags" eventually arrived, sealed off the bank; "D & D" (Private D-Tect/Lost kids and Found Detective Agency) actually in-tow on quite another case (Spaghetti Factory Hoop-La!) scoped the gig, the Smart phone Vic getting his testicles iced by Pacific-P. Fire Department, money gone, got "peckish, "tutti" bored! Opted to buzz next door. FAB FOOD. House of Lee. Entered. Discounted Halloween. (all customers were splashed in red dye paint!...Except one?) -TOOK DOWN HANNIBAL C. before the General Tso Chicken made the table!
The rest? -Bird's nest Soup!...:)
c 2015/november'/modica/Sicily.
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