Our Man i n Europe/dave delacroix/ "Menu for Murders/Murder a'la Carte"... : Posts 14 - 18".
14) NO BAGELS for BOOGALOO!
"Boogaloo" -Hollywood Socialite "did da DIVE" or - at least? - was assisted. Reportedly jumped off the SUNSET BLVD HYATT penthouse balcony (into the pool?/I don't think there IS ONE? - a pool? Must be IN-DOORS!!?) Boogaloo? disappeared or was RIGOR BACON. (But - secret voice/unbeknowst to da status quo?) -She moved - immediately - to NYC (New York City) because of the NO SMOKING "thingy" in California. The POT was OK? But she was a TRIED-AN-TESTED - like her Beverley Hills PARENTS - an alcoholic? -Smoking MARY-JANE , afterwards, demanded 2 hours with her blonde "locks" and face in the Bidet!? This was not HER idea of a good time. (She sez as much on her Facebook page?) : "Gimmie da GIN!!!"
Having - incognito - moved to NYC, lower Manhattan, Greenwich Ville, daddy had a CIB out there? ? -she hung out in Tompkins Square and met the"T.S. Cannibal". A killer!... She was quickly dispatched.
(AMMO- domini-spirito-sanctoi etc!?)
...Her parents were LOADED of course, so they hired "D & D" (Lost Kids/we find 'em - FAT - -DD-tect agency!) and like a blessed bloodhound he traced BOOGALOO to NYC, lower Manhattan, and to a certain NYC landmark, Tompkins Square; a PARK, but - alas? - only a triangle of lawn, and not too much hope of finding her body as most of the VELVET UNDERGROUND, NICO, ANDY WARHOLS BEST FRIENDS and even DAVID BOWIE'S distant cousins are all - inter-mingled? - are buried there?
The local BAGEL GUY was full of POLISH wisdom and the JEWISH Coffee shop grandpa was an encyclopedia? Still in that triangle green space (da park) a "blonde dude", Bohemian-guitarist/fashionista-failed IGGY POP-type was holding Court?...
"D & D" couldn't put his finger on it?
3 years later, the above IGGY POP WANNABEE blonde frick was caught, arrested and beaten to crap in the "holding cell" as several girls had gone missing? -He was a dang CANNIBAL. Some of his VICS were carved up in pots and pans? BOOGALOO'S HEAD was - on ice for a special occasion? - DANG! DANG! DANG! Said "D & D", in retrospect?
"Me or the FBI?...I should' got dat one!"
15) DEVILED EGGS (Family Plot!)
Elena Goldstein from Brent wood (Los Angeles) was a COLD FISH. Her kid, by marriage, a SON, named MIMO had gone missing (2 Weeks?) -16 years old: It was "inexplicable!?"
"D & D" (D-Tect-Missing kids on Milk cartons or Mercedes Benz-WE find ' em AGENCY) his services were secured.
(In the D-tect biz? Interviews are Paramount.)
Interview with ELENA G. :
D & D: "Was he happy at home?"
ELENA G.: "Swat du mean?"
D & D: "At school. Lady?"
ELENA G. : "Jez!"
D & D: "Did he harbor any thoughts?"
"Not."
."..Did he want to be an ACTOR?"
"Not."
"! A Musician, perhaps?"
"NOT!"
" Did U think he wanted to run away with-CIRCUS?..."
...ELENA G: "U are IDIOT!. MIMO? Complete IDIOT. He was computer NERD!"
D & D: "No drugs?"
ELENA G: (Silent)
2 whole weeks later (500 big ones - US Dollars - per day, plus exe's?) "D&D" tracks MIMO to a drug den in TULUCA LAKE (It's in L.A.) and makes the mistake of advising ELENA (Mommy Dearest) in advance..of his discovery.; she ADVENTS him and (rickety russian handgun) shoots up the WHOLE DRUG DEN - fails to murder her step-sonj/the one incumbent of a HUGE TRUST-FUND/no getting her grubby hands on it till the little beggar is DEAD and is promptly arrested by "Cops-in-bags", shedding crocodile tears.
2 months later? -Elena G. and MIMO (Junkie kid?), at their Court hearing, sorta-kind'a smile at one another. through ICICLE-CHILL.
"Can U FE£EL da love?" -embarks thje defense attorney: A Mother & Child Re-union?"
WOTCHAGONNADO"!? -And NO-ONE in the L.A. Courthouse, including "D & D" can't wait to buzz cross town, get a "liquid lunch" then THROW UP!
Tomorrow's tabloids, no doubt, will have the "Inside Story"...
c 2014/davedelacroix/our man in europe/whoopie!
14) NO BAGELS for BOOGALOO!
"Boogaloo" -Hollywood Socialite "did da DIVE" or - at least? - was assisted. Reportedly jumped off the SUNSET BLVD HYATT penthouse balcony (into the pool?/I don't think there IS ONE? - a pool? Must be IN-DOORS!!?) Boogaloo? disappeared or was RIGOR BACON. (But - secret voice/unbeknowst to da status quo?) -She moved - immediately - to NYC (New York City) because of the NO SMOKING "thingy" in California. The POT was OK? But she was a TRIED-AN-TESTED - like her Beverley Hills PARENTS - an alcoholic? -Smoking MARY-JANE , afterwards, demanded 2 hours with her blonde "locks" and face in the Bidet!? This was not HER idea of a good time. (She sez as much on her Facebook page?) : "Gimmie da GIN!!!"
Having - incognito - moved to NYC, lower Manhattan, Greenwich Ville, daddy had a CIB out there? ? -she hung out in Tompkins Square and met the"T.S. Cannibal". A killer!... She was quickly dispatched.
(AMMO- domini-spirito-sanctoi etc!?)
...Her parents were LOADED of course, so they hired "D & D" (Lost Kids/we find 'em - FAT - -DD-tect agency!) and like a blessed bloodhound he traced BOOGALOO to NYC, lower Manhattan, and to a certain NYC landmark, Tompkins Square; a PARK, but - alas? - only a triangle of lawn, and not too much hope of finding her body as most of the VELVET UNDERGROUND, NICO, ANDY WARHOLS BEST FRIENDS and even DAVID BOWIE'S distant cousins are all - inter-mingled? - are buried there?
The local BAGEL GUY was full of POLISH wisdom and the JEWISH Coffee shop grandpa was an encyclopedia? Still in that triangle green space (da park) a "blonde dude", Bohemian-guitarist/fashionista-failed IGGY POP-type was holding Court?...
"D & D" couldn't put his finger on it?
3 years later, the above IGGY POP WANNABEE blonde frick was caught, arrested and beaten to crap in the "holding cell" as several girls had gone missing? -He was a dang CANNIBAL. Some of his VICS were carved up in pots and pans? BOOGALOO'S HEAD was - on ice for a special occasion? - DANG! DANG! DANG! Said "D & D", in retrospect?
"Me or the FBI?...I should' got dat one!"
15) DEVILED EGGS (Family Plot!)
Elena Goldstein from Brent wood (Los Angeles) was a COLD FISH. Her kid, by marriage, a SON, named MIMO had gone missing (2 Weeks?) -16 years old: It was "inexplicable!?"
"D & D" (D-Tect-Missing kids on Milk cartons or Mercedes Benz-WE find ' em AGENCY) his services were secured.
(In the D-tect biz? Interviews are Paramount.)
Interview with ELENA G. :
D & D: "Was he happy at home?"
ELENA G.: "Swat du mean?"
D & D: "At school. Lady?"
ELENA G. : "Jez!"
D & D: "Did he harbor any thoughts?"
"Not."
."..Did he want to be an ACTOR?"
"Not."
"! A Musician, perhaps?"
"NOT!"
" Did U think he wanted to run away with-CIRCUS?..."
...ELENA G: "U are IDIOT!. MIMO? Complete IDIOT. He was computer NERD!"
D & D: "No drugs?"
ELENA G: (Silent)
2 whole weeks later (500 big ones - US Dollars - per day, plus exe's?) "D&D" tracks MIMO to a drug den in TULUCA LAKE (It's in L.A.) and makes the mistake of advising ELENA (Mommy Dearest) in advance..of his discovery.; she ADVENTS him and (rickety russian handgun) shoots up the WHOLE DRUG DEN - fails to murder her step-sonj/the one incumbent of a HUGE TRUST-FUND/no getting her grubby hands on it till the little beggar is DEAD and is promptly arrested by "Cops-in-bags", shedding crocodile tears.
2 months later? -Elena G. and MIMO (Junkie kid?), at their Court hearing, sorta-kind'a smile at one another. through ICICLE-CHILL.
"Can U FE£EL da love?" -embarks thje defense attorney: A Mother & Child Re-union?"
WOTCHAGONNADO"!? -And NO-ONE in the L.A. Courthouse, including "D & D" can't wait to buzz cross town, get a "liquid lunch" then THROW UP!
Tomorrow's tabloids, no doubt, will have the "Inside Story"...
c 2014/davedelacroix/our man in europe/whoopie!
No comments:
Post a Comment