Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/Menu for Murder/Murder a'la Carte! -MEATLOAF.
"Meatloaf"
"D & D" looked - Sterling! - into the dead eyes of the "Meatloaf-Killer". And SHE - like a Paedophile Catholic Priest - had had quite a closet career. She had worked - in addition to TWIN-CITIES (Minneapolis-St. Paul) - ALL across America in 50 or so dinner-restaurants, and ALL high and low., 3 star! FIVE STAR! And at every one? -Customers died in their DROVES. (Took a while to figure it out?) Some establishments; customer didn't come back. Old regular? Guess he passed away? And SOME - mass - incidents - Food poisoning? -Madame Meatloaf always got away. But sooner or later, the FBI - in Missoula, Montana, got curious; an Agent's Aunt died of something ODD at the SCREAMING JACK Dinner out North by Billings?... Still; the FEDS were foxed. And not UN-disposed for asking the CIA, NSA, INTERPOL and the RUSSIAN KGB: They settled on "D & D" (Private-Dick-food murder dude/missing Aunts on the Milk Carton?).
"D & D (a CORNEILLE Alumni) who, at the time of the FBI's telephone call was dining on his Grandmother's WORST MEATLOAF (he was choking on da stuff!) had no compunction but to splutter into the FBI phone: "Look for the person who made the MEATLOAF!!!"
...It was a NO-BRAINER. 3 weeks later, "D & D" looks into the DEAD EYES of the "Meatloaf-Psycho". In that Phoenix-Arizona police station thingy, you could cut the atmosphere with a soft knife. Yup! The cell was rank. And yet; kinda when the tension smoke had cleared; D & D - sincerely - asked the Meatloaf Killer: "Honey? Are U related to my Grandma?"...
c 2014/davedelacroix/august/pavia-italia...:)
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