Our Man n Europe/dave delacroix/The STEVE MARTIN SHOW!
Show - late nite - No.1: President Nixon.
(Steve:) "YO, people!"
(Applause)
"I'm wearing a tee-shirt."
(Applause)
"My first guest tonight is Ricky-Milhouse NIXON!"
(Applause) -ex-President, back from the dead, appears: "It's GREAT to see U Steve! Are U a "49ers fan?"
"Really good to see YOU, Mr. President." -invites him to a seat.
"So, Mr President? Did U ever KILL anyone...with your bare hands?"
(Nixon:) "You betcha!"
"Anyone in particular?"
"Henry Kissinger; my foreign secretary!"
"Did he complain?"
Show - late nite - No. 2: Frank Sinatra.
(Steve:) "YO, people!"
(Applause)
"I'm wearing a tuxedo/no shirt or underpants!"
(Applause)
"Tonight's guest is Frank (Sinatra)!!!"
(BIG applause)
Frank saunters in, Steve invites him to a seat "sans ashtray").
"So Frank?" Steve asks: "YOU'RE DA MAN! Da man, Mister Show-biz! You are famous for tipping waiters, stewardess, cabby's, hotel clerks generously, where-ever you go...and I was - quietly gonna ask you to lend ME 20 bucks (It's not actually FOR me, it's for Dave Delacroix, but Dave thought you might oblige?)...?
"Who's Dave Delacroix?" -asks Frank.
"Maybe your new Janitor?..."
Show - late nite - No. 3: Elvis Presley.
"YO People!"
(Applause)
"I'm wearing NO tuxedo, just SHORTS!"
(Applause)
"Tonight's guest is Elvis Presley, who like my previous two guests is thought to be QUITE DEAD!...Ahah!"
(Humongous applause)
Elvis, who is in the building, is ushered onto the TV studio set and into a seat.
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me out here, buddy; fill in the blanks?
c 2014/davedelacroix/Milan-Italy.
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