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Monday, May 19, 2014

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/FRESCOES

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/FRESCOES (1 to 5)


 1)    FRESCOES:  "Quando Amore!"

...I call the D.J. His Italian-Milano radio station (probably NOT in Milan) goes something like this:

Canzone (song): "Quando amore" (yak-yak-yak!)
......."..... (song No.2)  "Quanto, Amore?" (yak-yak-yak!)
....  "  .... (3)  "PERCHE amore?" (yak-yak-yak!)
.... " .... "Elizabetta loves Romero!" (yak-yak-yak!)
.... " .... Pietro loves Elizabetta!" (yak-yak-yak!)
..... " .... (no. 7:)  EVERYONE loves Elizabetta!!! (yak-yak-yak!)

....Interspersed with Radio-audience phone call requests ("Play this one for that bitch, my ex-wife- a DOG and PONY show: Elizabetta is obviously the DJ's middle-aged over weight Male lover trying to sound falsetto?) - I try my hand...

(it goes like this:) "PRONTO!"
(Me) "Pronto, too!"
"PRONTO!?"
"Hi! - Just between ME AND U - my name is Dave-D. I own the HOTEL DAVE, via Campagnia, Piacenza/€65 per nite-big screen TV..."
"ALLORA! And?..."
"I've been having some serious SEXUAL problems and - just between U AND ME -  I think I need some help?"
ALLORA! And?..."
"Can U play Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye?"
I switch off my cell-thingy.

....Next song the DJ plays? -"Quando Amore!"


2)   FRESCOES, No.2:  "AVE MARIA!"

MARY (Number one Bitch!) shows up at the HOTEL DAVE/€65 per nite/big screen TV.  She's from San francisco (it's in California) with her usual ATTITUDE: "Hello! Get out of my face!"
I did/I tried. Somehow we get along, especially when I'm sleeping? Her THIRD husband (left her a lot of money), like the two before, either committed suicide or joined some obscure religious sect up in Canada? -I didn't enquire I was just glad for the €65 per nite (big screen TV, for chrissakes!). Mary, however, took it upon herself to sweep and mop ALL the HOTEL DAVE floors!
Ave Maria!...:)



3)  FRESCOES, No. 3:  "Angelica"

"...I walk alone from Kiev to Moscow. I live my LIFE in St. Petersburg. The summer nites? -When the sun does not go? I think of U and all that I know...
I walk alone in the streets of Parigi (Paris). I walk alone when U are not with me? I STAND alone on the beaches, south of L.A. I stand alone and say "Yay."



4)  FRESCOES, No 4:  BIG SCREEN TV

Tchaiko (short for Tchaikovsky)... Where was I? Oh yes: Tchaiko (short for Rimsky-Kosokov), the composer of serious ballads and "popular" songs, stumbled by the HOTEL DAVE; wants to to compose a symphony based on my internationally famous-big screen TV which - presently, alas,  doesn't work - and (Tchaiko) generally, he wanted to get a feel of the place... (Hotel Dave)
...A BRAHMS concerto was on the radio-Hotel Dave-juke-box; both Tchaiko and me were both falling asleep, then - thank god! -  Allesandro, Giada and Ramona from Cremona struck the Hotel Dave doorbell like they were looking for a  D.I.V.O.R.C.E.  lawyer! (Counsellieri): Both Tchaiko and I slugged some beers!
...Apparently (CNN) it's the Summer FESTA season.. The 3 Musketeers came to fore-warn me (1) I'm 86-busted from ALL the bars on via Colombo (Piacenza) but,  (2) "domani" (tomorrow), IL FESTA GIORNO! -on the via Campagna/WOODSTOCK outside my window! -a "Strada" market/mercato. And  (3) was I "UP TO IT?"
"Eminently." -I replied, thinking ahead: I will blast dem damn souvenir hawkers with BRAHMS.
...Around this point, Tchaiko split... For his NEW symphony, I think he got what he needed. OH! He took/stole the BIG SCREEN TV which - I thought? -  looked rather becoming, balanced on the back seat of a Vespa scooter.



5)  FRESCOES,  No. 5:   "A BRIEF to Bossalini!"  -in RIO, South America.


PRIMAVERA (Springtime) -coming and going; the HOTEL DAVE (€65 per nite/NO big screen TV/lend me YOURS!) is now MORROCAN OCCUPIED TERRITORY (apparently, the Jews don't want it) They - the Morrocan-Arab dudes - yell "Y'ALLAH!!!" even when they whisper and even louder when they are transporting furniture! But fear not, my friend! For ME, it's a plus! I am no longer the noisiest bastard in the "vecchio casa" (noble house). THEY yell "Y'ALLAH!!!!" and I blast out BEETHOVEN...all thru the nite. It works.

Bossalini? - a P.S. -Nothing's changed on the Italian "sitcom", TEMPESTA D'AMORE. Annabella is still not sure about Guido (?) and, as for PADRE PIO? -U can guess.



c 2014/davedelacroix/lord borgo/piacenza-Italia!...:)






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