Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/OUR JOE IN EUROPE, No. 4: "JOE GREEN AFFAIR".

Our Man n Europe/dave Delacroix - English- guy - /No.4:  "JOE GREEN AFFAIR".



"Mr President (USA)?
"DICK!!!" (head of the CIA): "We should start dating!?"
"Mr President?"
"Just an expression, Dick: SHOOT!"
"...Our JOE in Europe..." -sez Dick Head.
(Prez:): "The one we - technically - deported; has he gone rogue?"
"No Sirree!"
"DICK!?"
"No shit-no,  SIR!  He's still working for Uncle Sam; the JOE GREEN business?"
"Speak words, Dick?"
"It's another Vatican/financial fall out."
"Santo Christo!"
 Dick Head/head of the CIA goes on to explain:  "They're worst than our upstate- New York Jew-boys! -They cling to all the priceless artwork whilst their temples-people "fall asunder"!!!"
"DICK!?"
"...Church is in a bad way. No cash flow. Corruption - apparently - is rife? OUR JOE (D-D) is contacted by a low-ranking finance Priest; he's got "signing-power" on the HOLY CHEQUE BOOK/he's in a jam with the "Camorrah"  (Italian folks, from Napoli),  wants to be "defrocked/DEFECT: he spills the beans- WE give  him a HOWARD-JOHNSON!"
"MOTEL 6?"
"Agreed."
"...Give him a "pass", Mr President? The VATICAN fails? -It'll make the fall of the Berlin-Wall look like a Sunday BBQ on the 4th of July!"
"..Our JOE in Europe is the inter-me diary."
"That's an affirmative."
 " Dang, Dick! Can U handle this?"
"Mr President? It's either U or.?
"OUR MAN IN EUROPE."
..........(?)

"MOTEL 6?" -Dick.
"OK" (the President)  "Give him a HOWARD-JOHNSON." (pause) "Dick? Just WHO is JOE GREEN?"
"Mr President?... That would be thee Italian, Giuseppe Verdi."
"Never heard of him. Give HIM a Motel 6, too!"




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