Our Man in Europe/dave delacracroix/Our joe IN eURPOPE, nO. 2: "the MOLE"...

Our dude in Europe/Davedelacroix/Our JOE in Europe, No. 2:  "The Mole."


...."Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor; er..rich man, poor man, POET, homeless-man: Musician..." -said C.I.A. chief, DICK HEAD., after suggesting that he wasn't going to ruin President (of the USA) Timothy's breakfast?
PREZ Timothy: "I've abandoned the water-melon, espresso, cranbulet! DICK! Upset my stomach!?"
"A MOLE, Sir. A HIGH level mole!"
"In the C.I.A.?" (coughing)
"No Sir: In the WHITE HOUSE; on your staff, AND!!!"
"WHO is it? Have U got his number?"
"SIR? This ULTRA-secret code - on Google-chrome - comes from our DEEP COVER -  man"
"The FROG? The French guy? Whatsits name: DELACROIX!!?"
"One and the same."  (pausing:) "Mr President?  Actually, he's not French. He's English. He's as American and"
(President interrupting:) "Can't we give him a GREEN CARD?"
"No Sir."
"Can we give him CITIZEN-ship?"
"Mr President? THAT concept sank, a long time ago."
"WHICH ship?"
"Mr President...I know U are busy. Ask your secretary to GOOGLE: "Pilgrim"
"Is THIS secret Code?"
"Sorta-kinda; but, back to THE FROG, dave delacroix.."
"He's still French?"
"No Sir. He's British.
Prez: (Typical) "But Dick? WHO'S the Mole? Who's he working for? WHAT is our vulnerability? What does he know? EXPOSED!!? -Is our foreign policy in the "bagni"!? -TALK WORDS!!!"
"Mr President, as U know...our JOE (dave, last name French)  in Europe, always delivers the "Intelligence" goods and RELAYS - in UN-decipherable Code (to our Nation's enemies) ...ahem! -unique code.
"Agreed. He is our friend."
"Mr President? And forgive me me for enquiring? IS...IN the WHITE HOUSE...IN your ADMINISTRATION, have U noticed anyone who may be potentially subversive or Democratically discontent?"
"The VICE President!!?"
"Possibly.... Does he have a Musical back ground of which U were previously un-aware? Does he play Harmonica in the toilet? And, more importantly, is he SINGLE and does he shop for clothes - in NEW YORK CITY  - at BARNEY'S?"
"Conceding, Dick, my V.P is a faggot with a penchant for West Greenwich Village society ; why these points, Dick?"
"The VICE President, Mr President..."
"Explain."
"Well, Sir. Our Code breakers have narrowed down Delacroix's (our JOE), his CODE."
"Remind me!"
"Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, Rich-man, poor-man, Poet, Home-less-man, Musician; with adjacent political names attached."
"And?"
"Well, Sir; our very best Code Breakers at (CIA) Langley...finally nailed it!"
"And?"
"Mr President? Let me remind U of an old Rock and Roll aphorism?"
"Dick?..."
"What's a Musician without a girlfriend?... HOMELESS!!!"
"...That's great, Dick. I've read your list of subversive names. You've narrowed it down to TWO.: HOMELESS-man, and the MUSICIAN.."
"Agreed. Mr President? From here on out, the VICE-President  and the Republican leader of Congress will be under excruciating surveillance."
"Good work, Dick. We've somehow got to hold the line on this thing... Anything else?"
"...Well? - and U understand our VERY BEST Code Breakers are working on this? -  Our "JOE""  (dave Delacroix)  sent us a follow up: DEEP COVER/FRICKIN DEEP."
The  President: "Damn breakfast!...Tell me, Dick? -On Google or secret Modzilla!?"
"Actually, on Facebook."
"Covert?"
"Overt!"
"Saying?"
"Go tell the Spartans!"


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