Take 25: Fire Exit!
Ya know you're running on low octane (fuel) when anything you write has a longer title than the actual, er...creative piece!
For example:
"Wot I did on mah holidays, including how...how I GOT UP, went down to the Drug Store, drank some Budweiser's with "bubba", tried to get into Mary-Lou's pants (no dice!), played some Dice, backside of the Drug Store (actually, the 7-11), got buzzed by the Cops, we ran for it, left my money behind, went on home (which had been burglarized whilst I was out), the Utility company, meanwhile, had shut off the power cos I hadn't paid the frickin' bill, it rained, and so, I went back to bed...SHIT! -I forgot to buy smokes!!!"
Creative piece?
"I'm looking for the Fire Exit!"
c 2011/dave delacroix/just received a whooping Utility bill!/Piacenza/Italy/Again? -merry bloody Xmas!
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