Take 18: Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"...Do not go gently..." into THIS good Soup, for -BEHOLD! (Lord Borgo speaking) I have discovered - to the tune of: "All by Myself" - one of thee greatest potable products known to Man, courtesy of EYE-OH, the Arabian dude at my neighbourhood "Mescellania" (arab-kosher butcher/veg market), a spit from the Basilica St Sepulcro, Piacenza, Italy.
It's called HARISA: distilled (?) Tunisian hot red peppers (pulp) who markets it for 2 euros a'pop (in a jar) which makes ANY Curry "worthy", and any "worthy" into a Curry; least ways? -a Versuvio of a Chilli!
Let's hear what the Critics have to say:
CHRISTOPER WALKEN: "Well, ya kne-ow?" -corpse-like, "It's like; ya kne-ow?"
BRISKET & EBERT: "One and a Half thumbs UP!"
DONALD TRUMP: "It's fired! YOU'RE FIRED! I'm gonna buy shares!"
JOHNNY DEPP: (having tasted said product) "I think I need a new tattoo."
NICK NOLTE: "AAAWWWW GODDAMMIT!" and then, as an after-thought: "AAAWWWW GODDAMMIT!"
AL PACINO: (re. the spice:) "Welcome to my leetle friend!... PWAH!!!!"
ROBERT de NIRO: (positively glowing after having tasted said product:) "U lookin at ME!!? U lookin at ME?!!"
BARBARA STREISAND: (Sorry Babs. We don't have enough blog space!)
DAVID LETTERMAN: (Sorry Dave. Same thing. Talk to Babs.)
ANTHONY "Tony" BOUDAIN: "Once again!? It was like my HEAD exploded into FLAMES!?"
THE DALAI LAMA: "Almost as good as a FREE TIBET!....Where I once had a job!"
OSAMA BIN LARDEN: ......
...And the credits go on.
c 2011/davedelacroix/lord borgo/piacenza/italy/chowing on down
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