Take 20: The "DOH!" Identity!
(An idea for a potentially MEGA-blockbuster movie with a Positive outlook!)
...Starring? LORD BORGO
(Kung Fu Anglo Saxon dude)
...One day?... OK. One day...Lord Borgo wakes up with NO memory, but? -the secret Micro-chip he discovers - whilst surrepticiously wiping his anus DOES in fact have a Bank of America credit card code - credit limit: $500 - inscribed, the PIN number, tattooed on the left side of his "test-tackles"!
So; instead of zooming off to Switzerland or Monte Carlo to connect with some hi-tech bank where they finger print you/anal laser beam-I.D. confirmations...Lord Borgo goes to the nearest ATM/Geldomat... and punches in the numbers!
AHAH!
(No dice)
Apparently, Lord Borgo (before the Alhzeimers kicked in) was something of a Party-Boy!
....At which point - in this potententially MEGA-blockbuster movie (with a positive outlook) Lord Borgo & the STORY of "The DOH! Identity" continues.....!
(Watch this space!)
In the NEXT installment of "The DOH! Identity"...Lord Borgo invents "something" close to a Micro-wave (he sets his kitchen on fire), enjoys Morretti - Italian - beer, chain smokes (a lot) and TRIES to discover just which college he actually went to back in the 1970's!!!!!....
c 2011/dave delacroix/hollywood? U steal this concept? I will piss in your soup!!!!!/piacenza/italy/any contract should include an expensive dental plan/& purleeze get that tattoo surgically removed from my "test-tackle"-at YOUR expense!
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