Our Man in Europe/now Belize/Dave Delacroix: "Space-Cadets, Cougars & Harridans!"

 Our Man in Europe/now Belize/Dave Delacroix: "Space-Cadets, Cougars & Harridans!"

(dedicato: Dan Randolph)

"Space-Cadets, Cougars & Harridans!"

...PEOPLE R STRANGE WHEN U R a STRANGER, they skip to a dance U don't understand. People R strange, sometimes WICKED, not knowing the World they think they Command!

WHEN U R STRANGE! - A Los-Angelese basin full of HAS-BEENS & LOSERS? When U R Strange? Best U get OUT of that Hollywood rain! (SO, I DID!!)

People R BI-POLAR. Nuttin' wrong wiv' DAT! I am too. My Valet's the only one who knows how to tie my shoes. People get crazy when I RAGE at the Moon. Poor suckers, never to know, Bi-polar syndrome & enjoined with Dementia, alas mental CHAOS comes all too soon.

And AS the Cocaine-Special Flight flies above over my Corozal Villa en-route to Caye-Caulker/San Pedro to moist, excite Gringo tourist's nasal inner-tubes? Is this the place (Belize) where GRINGO train-wrecks need to come? A splendid example! SICK Christian Missionaries, ISLAMISTS subjecting INNOCENTS, Natives, to their imbecility: SIN!? Thy Name is Faith!!! (Beam me Up Scotty!)

...And People get SADLY, people get happy, a tropic Belizean paradise? Yet Space-Cadets, Cougars & Harridans w/frail consorts, Tee shirts & shorts, tread furtively thru sargasso stinking seaweed, only that sandy beach smile to semi-restore the Promise on where they've retreated, a Stranger's shore. As for the Word of GOD (?) - Prophets Up the WAZZEE! Quit preaching. Leave the INNOCENTS to their Culture & stick your diatribe into that dark place, look at your ASS, no G.P.S. required! (Happy Jesus-hour!)

People R Strange when U R a Stranger, they skip to a dance U don't understand. People R strange, sometimes wicked not knowing a World that they think THEY command. Whilst Space-Cadets, aging-Cougars & Harridans drain/circle into their inevitable sticking post. An Oubliette of insignificance, wrong or right in a Universe of indifference, WOTCHAGONNA-DO! when some solar METEORITE comes zoomin in on U!? (Let me guess? U say:) :"OH MAH GOD! OH MAH GOD!" Perhaps before IMPACT - U won't have a lot of time? YUP! U'll either start dancing the POGO, flailing your arms-about or get to feeling justifiably blue.

c.2026. Dave Delaccroix.