Our Man in Europe/now Belize/Dave Delacroix: "A half-hearted BRIEF History of SLOTH!"

 Our Man in Europe, now Belize, Dave Delacroix: "A half-hearted BRIEF HISTORY of SLOTH!"

..."A TALE TOLD BY AN IDIOT". Once upon a time... it started slowly then fizzled out altogether. SLOTH. A Cardinal Sin, how'd Cardinals get such a bad rap? The Borgias? Where do U begin? It's hard to START without one. A Start? Sloth or Sin. One or the other. Maybe a double Whammy burger? Vegans still not exempt. Nondrinkers. Non-Smokers. Hitler! Watch out for them both.

"Where R the songs of Spring? Aye! Where R they?" -probably HUNGOVER, slacking off till post noon, in BED?? Smoking a Doobie: "And death shall have no dominion"?... Jerusalem? How the  WEST was won? Was it EVER? David Crocket running round with a RACOON HAT, a vivisection, IT STARING AT U? Devilled-egg glass eye! ...Doc Holiday/Jesse James/Billy the Kid ...in a PISTOLE-GUNFIGHT... would have had to note a tad psychological disadvantage? (Extenuating SLOTH circumstances?)

...It's always TOUGH to get motivated when U. R. NOT given to Motivation. The Student Post-Grad with a University degree - in Existentialism - alas, employment/resigned to a Council-City Job (in Parks & civic Gardening) feels NO URGE other than, vague literary attempts at Biography (Auto-the Early Years), and as FOR an Auto purchase, car payments impossible? Tavern beers. A game of Darts. "Who in the Order of Angels, if I cried out would hear me?"

Even HI-TECH PIMPS at PORNHUB.COM, now swamped by Soft-Porn outlets on Facebook (.Com) are losing all enthusiasm for Internet/Video masturbation? -as a Zillion Dicks droop? -Sloth ensues! A'la HUMPTY-DUMPTY, off the Wagon. The Duke of York, Adolf Hitler! -Couldn't put back all those Rock & Roll "HEP-CATS" back together again/ Stuck Em in a Gas Chamber!!!

"How sweet thou't R" -Bitch Life!  HAMLET'S DILEMMA: Not needing to play the national lottery, not short of Ducats, with Royal position, a swinging wardrobe, a ROOF! -2 or 3 beyond Elsinore?

"The Play's the thing to prick the conscience of a King"?  "What hand or EYE", a "fearful symmetry". "OUT DAMED SPOT!!!" What HELL! U-betcha!!! Nothing much going on. A Lifestyle, SLOTH, the act of a fool caressing Yorick's skull in a cemetery? As for "the IDES of March", not much doing for Guy Fawkes on the - remember-remember - the 5th of November.

"Stranger who pass on by": Go now. "Goe & catch a falling star!" Or "I wandered lonely as a cloud"?

"MAH!? Can U lend me $20. I'm all outta beer!"

(MAH:) "Get out of bed & get a JOB!"

"MAH? Gimme a break. I'm in a meeting!"...

(MAH:) "Go tell the SPARTANS!!!"

c.2026. Dave Delacroix.