Our Man in Europe/davedelacroix/BAD TOURIST No. 7: "The Garden Weasels"...
(Part 2, after Napoli)
...I could have predicted it: MISSION DIABOLICAL (the early years).... "Our" beloved, famous Rock and Roll-PUNK troopers bit off more than - the Holy foreskin - that they could chew despite my sovereign warnings?
"Shooting-da-GAFF" in Napoli with songs, entitled: "SODOMY ISABELLA", "SAINT FRANCIS "A" GOT NO DOPE!" and "ANDRETTI DRIVES A MINI-COOPER" don't get U kudos in "Il Campagnia"?... Then, later; 3 sell-out gigs in Naples, with Punk Anthems: "FAKE GUCCI BAG", "DORA FROM CAMMORAH!", these boys - The Weasels? - were lucky to get out of Southern Italy just alive!?
BONZO (vocals) is suffering from "cerebral hemmoragh"/now constantly wears an ORTHOPEDIC bandanna.
ZWEVIL (guitar) has two thumbs/NO fingers, which will probably effect his "speed guitar" playing in years to come.
LARGE (he's actually SWEDISH) re-arrives n Milano, less one ARM; apparently content to just "pulse" his Bass with his left one, con fingers, Bass-amp. on MAX: audiences ears simply BLEED...?
GONZO-SPADE? (drummer/he's not black) having been - courtesy of the Napolese-Cammorah-Mafia - been "relieved of BOTH his arms still manages to execute a DEF LEOPARD beat on a six piece drum kit by using both his adjoined feet on "hi-hat" and "kick-drum" and using only his HEAD on drums and Cymbals...?
These boys, apparently, are not going to go away; least ways, not quietly!...:)
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