Our Man in Europe/davedelacroix/BAD TOURIST No. 5: "Vansee and Clochmerle 2014"
VANSEE (Berlin)
(Top Fascist administrators/Mahler music fans, get together to organize Human Race, 2014)
"...WE have to get rid (absolutely), RID of the Non-smokers/or Smokers!"
"TEA-totallers? -WE eye them with suspicion."
"STARBUCKS -coffee shops? -Absolutely! THEY must stay."
" Vegetarians? -definitely SUBVERSIVE."
"ORGANIC Smokers, who are, in fact, "clandestine NON-SMOKERS; they're DONE!"
" ALL people who indulge in "ON-LINE" quiz games? -Elevate them to positions in the Government.
(Fire Chief, Chief of Police, Lord-Lady Mayor, City Planner) "
"FASHINISTAS? -They're the sons-o-bitches we've REALLY got to worry about!"
"As for the Smokers/Non-smokers? -Let's put DEM suckers in concentration Camps. They
offend our sense of ORDER."
(Question:) "And THEN what will we do?"
"Smoke WEED!"
CLOCHMERLE (France)
(Conversation twix Clochmerle Mayor and Village Manager, 2 014)
"Monsieur le President (the Mayor), now that WE have instituted NUCLEAR POWER, SPACE TRAVEL, THE INTER-NET, CELL PHONE S pour les enfants, SUPER HIGHWAYS, MASS INTEGRATION (my neighbor is from Morocco, my daughter's boyfriend is Turkish, we owe all our money to America/they owe it all to CHINA...yet, to begin with; we DID install that MALE PISSOIR in the village square...? -WHAT? -Say WHAT should be our next Revolutionary step?" ...
"Allors, Mon Ami!" responds Monsieur le President (the Mayor of Clochmerle). "WE have done enough! Let the next generation go forward and WE will drink our wine...:)"
c 2014/davedelacroix/lord borgo/january-piacenza-Italia...:)
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