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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

OUR MAN in EUROPE: part 39: Stalker

Part 39:   Stalker

His name was Artemis Blagovich-Smith. In your tepid life....you might have met him. A vagabond of the first order. Miscellenious wardrobe; part hippy, part military. Always has money. Never has Cash. A close friend of no-one; knows EVERYBODY.

Rumors abound, he once robbed the BANK OF AMERICA (computer fraud), killed a Man...or he is frequently reported "quite dead" (drunk?), no: but passed on.
Naturally, he always shows up...like a Frank Sinatra "Farewell" concert and draws the Glitteratti like the proverbial magnet, yet appears to shun it (the limelight) and be YOUR only best friend.

(You might have met him?)

He`s on Facebook, My Book, Your Book, Twitters like a maniac, Chinese "whassit?, Linked-in to your Pet Canary.

(...you might wanna monitor your Pet Canary`s E-mail...leastways, your Daughter`s, or check for missing change/credit cards, off the bedroom dresser....?...Did he crash on your couch once? Your car keys?... Missing Lexus?.... No matter.

And yet in this psycho-culture-demographic character...who - I feel - has actually been stalking ME (of all people) in my last months here in Europe, I dont fall under his spell, but...compared to the average "dick-head" who you "oft" encounter in cities like Denver, on streeets like East Colfax, and who affect you NOT! -Atemis Blagovich-Smith is a breath of fresh air...and his diatribe of dialogue and perverse observations are "to die for"...
...and for THIS....
                            he is blessed.

.....And "whom" to YOU - on & off", here in this blog-book... I will introduce...thru the social safety of cyber-space.

God forbid I give HIM your actual address...

By x by: What IS your address?

And the name of your daughters?

Atemis Blagovich-Smith.
(Watch out!)

It`s a Stalker`s World.



c. davedelacroix, The Magi revisired. Augsburg. 2011, our dude in Bayern.

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