OUR MAN in EUROPE: dave delacroix: part 47: "Thank you... for Smoking!"

Part 47:   "Thank you...for Smoking!"


In search of a Bloody Mary... in Germany, specifically....to my beloved Amigoes in the "New World" (that would be the USA)....can I suggest an intelligent investment in CARTONS of Tomato Juice (from any reasonably sized Euro-supermarket), prior to embarking on an A.M. pub crawl... as the average - certainly, German - bars don`t include it in their inventory (don`t carry it!)

VODKA!
There`s that.

Worcestershire (WUSTER) sauce;
"Viel glück!"

Maybe TOBASCO!?
Dream on!
(Bring it!)

Black pepper/a stick of Celery/the white of an Egg...?
You MIGHT "luck-out!"

...Oh?... And early morning?

Try NOT to look like a Wreck!
(the locals - sadly - can be alcho-patron picky!....?)

...And PURLEEZE...check your "handguns" at the door...as getting KICKED TO DEATH by TEN Mönchen-Gladbach SOCCER fans...

...often offends.

.....but.....(butt?)....ending on a HIGH note, you can (happily) SMOKE yourself to death... in just about every bar you (meet) frequent;

Ditto: "Thank you... FOR smoking!"

THAT, my friends, is a "given"........:)


c 2011/our man in europe/cafe berlin/M-Gladbach/bartenders: Christian (mornings)/Arnac, from Turkey: afternoons/germany