Our Man in BELIZE, No: 100: "How I lost mah EDEN Virginity."

 Our Man in Belize, No: 100: "How I lost mah EDEN Virginity."

.....IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, the MATE said, "Its Alright!" Fortunately, in the Bay of COROZAL -BELIZE, the ship's BOSUN had a MACHETE and HAS I was wearing flannel trousers/pantalone, when the "SWARBY Knave" had ETON-COLLEGE intentions/pre-quest-ANNAL-rights of passage to a GIG in the UK CIVIL SERVICE, had \Obviously been exercising his REMONSTRANCE PENIS on the Belizean Natives, 5$ BZD a half hour, naturally, what could I say; Personally, I was SAFE? Yuk faggot City? And, sleepy-ME; just when I thought I'd found EDEN?....HELL in EDEN: UPS. No worries. SHIT DELIVERS!!!....Where's U at Christopher Columbus!???...The LAST HETRO! ...Overseas-Faggots in BELIZE abound!...PUKE!...Targeting, like EPSTEIN, the innocent?...Shoot on sight!!!!..How I LOST my TOLERANCE for ......U fill in da blanks!

cdavedelacroix.VIVA-BELIZE.