OUR MAN in BELIZE, dave delacroix, No: 97: Dead Guy..
WHEN U GOT TO DIE, amazingly, more than expected, people came out of the Woodwork. Old Paramours, old Loves, dudes who owed U MONEY, quashed debts on your DEATH but paid their "respects"...this was in England"? People flew in, not in SPITFIRES, but nevertheless wanted to commemorate/make sure U were dead; it was that kind of whoosit?
WHEN U GOT TO DIE, predictably, that Fashionista-SALSA, U had trolled Latin Countries. At the APRES-DEAD-DUDE gathering at the "CROWN", nearest pub to dead body grave there were MANY "OLES", "AUGURI-BASTARDO!" and "SLANGE", your Irish Banshees (all 2) who had trolled U on the Internet/lost contact in Bulgaria when u ran off with a Gal called "IFFY"?
At the "Reception "IFFY" (showed up) blurted out YOU were NOT DEAD; Moms and "serious Aunts" went into paroxysms, Tuxedoed Pall-bearers tried to keep a straight-face? -they knew your "Ways"? But the Multitudes, the MEDIA were a tad conflicted on as how to...after 6 jovial single malt whiskies...to proceed? Texting was, at least, hurried and confused?
Somebody FAMOUS croaks; wotchagonnado? WHERE's da MONEY? Film-maker?
When U gotta DIE, sometimes, choiceless. We ALL go at some point, maybe, 2021, a 70 year round ticket? Anyhow, "IFFY" cast dispersions on the deceased "mortem-actual". NEWS, to my dismay and it got out? Everyone wanted to INVEST in his residuals and, technically, ensure his eternity. Still ALIVE!?
This really pissed me OFF because I knew for a fact I'd STABBED the sonofabitch through the heart 2 weeks earlier and chucked his corpse in the river Lithe in Dublin?....
c.dave delacroix, corozal-belize.
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