Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... Menu for Murder, D n-D Detective episode... Who killed MOE!!!
...Story so far. 3 Chickens at the Maison Vic-F, Gascony-France. Curly, Larry and Moe.
1 dead. Moe.
2 looking guilty. Larry and Curly.
Hercule Pierrot ...being fictionally dead... local Law-Enforcement invited D n D, L.A. Detective, Missing-Kids-Lost and Found! ..here on vacation... to review this unique case.
The Gendarmes were stymied!
It was a NO-brainer. MOE, cock-a-doole-whoo, LMBGT-Transgender-HEN, biggest DICK on a Chicken U ever saw, better than a CHUBB Alarm System had consistently thwarted the Chateaux-s BURGLARS ....U R NOT invited for Silver Candlesticks, VIRGINS or whatever! Obviously they HAD to kill MOE with Abuse, CLUBS, a HYPO, Esperanto, leastways-foul language! MOE had to dissapear! Bad for Biz!
Invited into the Crime Scene....Chicken-coop...-accrued of Situ....D n D suggested VIVISECTION, Stuffed-Bird-HEN-thingy ergo Dead-MOE was re-installed in his-her SENTINEL position. D n D thought the French Revolution TRI-color neckband ON DEAD BIRD was a bit much. Eyes looked a tad glassy too but over-all...
AH-HA! Come the dead of Night! Kreig-lite LIT 3 Ninga-dressed FELONS who were ambushed dans le Jardin en suite! Roughy-tumble...got beat up... twix the Statues and Flora in the Chateaux-s grounds, 20 Gendarmes in full uniform...but all the Ninja-burglars were arrested, later to be convicted and given 6 months of ETHICS instructions. A nieghbourhood sighed....
The day AFTER their arrest.....The local Gendarmes and the Marquis de la Chateaux celebrated with local Gascony Wine avec salad, fresh bread and le Soup de Poulet....
c.2020, Aug. davedelacroix.
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