Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... Just WHY Lucy quit queuing at the NSBC Bank!

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix.... JUST WHY Lucy QUIT queuing at the NSBC Bank!

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... Just why LUCY quit QUEUING at the NSBC BANK....

Lucy has 100 Euros for a Bank Account. She wants to secure her 100 Savings.
Nice person arrives, Lady BIZ suit. Maybe from Yorkshire.
Lucy sez I am NOT on the Internet. I am NOT Stupid. This Internet is NOT my Lifestyle. All Information, please SEND by POST to  me in a  Statement.
OK says BIZ-Gal. Let-s set up your ACCOUNTS.
1 hour and 6 pages later with several UN-forgettable PASSWORDS whilst UN-beknown to Bank-Biz-Gal.... Lucy is Semi-Incontinent due to recent abortion ...LUCY kind-a staggers out of the HSBC Bank to try and find a Toilet, certainly NO Financial Comfort just Hi-tech confusion agog and soggy dishabille.
Luckily, local PAKI Mini-Market. Toilet at back. Then finds a way to CALM DOWN by shopping for Tummeric, root-ginger, maybe some Pillau-Rice...
Lucy can-t REMEMBER if she squared away her Bank Corres. by POST as opposed to E-mail. She
dosent own a Laptop nor care for a Jugular Cellphone. At home, a Bedsit, she has a Stereo, listens to Vinyl-classic 60-s LPs and designs and markets Ladies Summer Gear. And has not the slightest compulsion OR desire...COVID-CITY...to go back to HSBC, this Bank...nothing in the POST to enquire and STANDING IN LINE is a Culture ....as for SO many...too far away and- or the cost of a letter, of  personal communication. ROBOTTICA!!! Gone South.

Yo Lucy! Knock on my door! Coffee in da Pot!

c.2020, davedelacroix, aug, france.