The Portuguese Capitano....Tabasco!
DAMNED-dang Damned TABASCO, Hang Me High! Dammed dang, the fellows and my latent WHORES, Oriana, Peccadillo, full THROB-PENIS swines. Dammed DANG the TABASCO, make it HURT, bastards, whilst we SWING make it SHINE!
defendants statement, Un-co-erzed. It continues...
At the AZZIZES.....-Onest tu gawd I was a Lisbon Shoe-maker. Maybe a Weaver. Knew a Gal called Sheffield. She can vouched for me. I got IN with BAD English Company. On the the night of the burning of Captains Fleet in Jamaica I was in Plymouth shooting Dry-Ceiling on Mistress-s boudoir, right here, at the YARDARM, the Inn upon the key.
*defendant-s witness...had
to be bailed from Debtor-s Gaol.(
My name is IZZI. Israel Hands. Nite U yakking I was fixing DOUBLING GLAZING at Squire Whatsit place. HE come down in the World. His daughter, she selling her favours. SON, god bless him, gone to seek his fortune in the Sea.
DAMMED=DANG WHORE, ACCORDION till the break of dawn. A Cornwall family in CRISIS, not NUTTIN yet not seen before!
Ans SIR!! -sworth the Cornish Lady of the House
MADAM, I am a Portuguese Capitano, neither Spanish nor English and, hereby, I do beg your troth...
For the DIGNITY of the COURT...and of windy Cornwall, the Court was Adjourned...Sir Henry Fielding, the great TOURIST Giacomo di Casanova, and Hugh Walpole were known to be IN-cogniscenti. PRE-Tabasco, one has to wonder!!!
c2019,davedelacroix
c2019, dave delacroix
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