Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix....RAW.... by Dave Delacroix.
Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... RAW!
editors note, Confuscious, Mandarin translation of Confucius after drinking Rice Wine
As Confucious Says, as Confuscious says...ALWAYS be wary of a MAN or GAL with a name of TEN Letters....Like Confuscious.
Are U Russian, are U Greeks-bearing Gifts, are U French, maybe U R AMERICAN or English. ARE the Chinese taking over the World and IF SO do we have to eat their god-damn food every Saturday night.
I cant IMAGINE who paid attention. This was my briefing, delivered by retro 60s suit, black skinny tie, Adams apple on the half-shell, nasal-OXON....where do they GET these people! Yo. Relax. U R probably...never mind.
This was M.I.6.5 London boogaloo, Secret Meeting. My NAME is Classified.UN-classified, I=m, gimmie a cigarette, J.P Swindon. Seconded. Maybe like Confuscious. The 10 letter Guy. from Royal Protection Unit-British Army, now docile in INTELLIGENCE, exposed to Ministerial drivel.... But they want ME to WHACK some ARAB.
Gun, knife, Poison Needle, kill him with a bad joke, either way...So I tried to be funny.
Easy Mojo. The WOG could ALMOST be wearing a FEZ. No disguise.
I, didn-t.
Sad sap, at the airport, fell down the stairs..
There-s NOT much U gotta bother about in MY line of work. It-s INSIDIOUS. Welcome too. The NEXT 300 pages of this STORY is your Mental GLUE....
.2019, dave delacroix.
No comments:
Post a Comment