Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix, MENU for MURDER, MICHELIN STARS!!!

Our Man in Europe, dave Delacroix... MENU for MURDER....MICHELIN STARS!!!



Chef on Chef, Cook on Cook, cucina or kitchen, personal kitchen KNIVES fly like darts, Parisian Critique, Dijonais, Lyonais, Strasbourg, Alsace Penis! Medium or SERVED...Wiggly, do NOT hold da HORsES, the  radish saUce!!!
d.TECT. Arthur Lambardo....on Probation from GLASGOW P.D. sez. Let the  Waiter, Jean Luc, poor bugger GO!...out of his league, I guess. but experienced enough to nudge D and D from L.A., USA, surrounded by GAELIC drinkers, himself, wearing a VELCRO vest and WISHING  he was back in PALOOKAVILLE nevertheless had...like a GOOD Investigator...had a memory for Names, folks MURDERED,  in Paris, in NYC. Food poisoning. Questions.
Maestro Saucier... Smothered in 1000 Islands salad topping. No hope of resucitation. In the City of Lights.

In the SHADOW of celebrity Chef, TV Host Anthony TONY BOURDAIN-s suicide the Gastro Community goes thru some TRAUMA looking for a Resurgence, a re vitality, a Cucina Culinary Amphetamine ...looking for or dat A.B. star. Just WHO pissed in da SOUP, at LA COUPole Café, Tratt, Restaurant laced with Herbie Nightshade, some Belladonna,,,a coverlet of saute BRIE, a FONDU provided by an Unknown intelligent  HERB Aficionado or an Agent of the Michelin Blue.... Not probable. But D and D, private dd detective wouldn't just  dismiss  ANYTHING concerning  the  FASCIST arrogance of the  Michelin BLU Escargot!!!
Loire, Seine, luncheon Invitations. USA Poet Lawrence Ferlinghetti. All the Rivers I have known.... D and D sat by the banks of the Seurat river Seine. Gave it some thought.
Quite alone.

Back at  Cafe LA COUPOLE...dans Paris, D and D lavished praises on the Champignon de la Pries and  the Maitre-D finally broke down over a bottle of Poillet FUZEE and  the GLAZED LoBSTER. ...Killed his Lover! The Saucier! Age old fashioned. Old Waiter. Nubile Saucier. An Affair de Ceour. Manslaughter. MANS LAUGHTER!.... Not funny.  GAY!  For Gays too!... Gendarmes  showed UP, D n D skipped the Confessional, also the  Bill. La Coupole kept its Michelin Stars! Bon Appetite. Menu for Murder. MICHELIN Restaurant Stars Unaffected. The boulevards throng with tourists....
Yet perhaps the ghost of Theophile Gautier, from the 1820s.... wearing his famous Scarlet waistcoat,
is skipping along down the rue de Madelaine...wondering the imponderable...unlike the Nightshade of D and D, back on the beat, USA...looking for the kids, their faces on your Milk Carton. Some OTHER kind of Michelin Stars...



c2018,dave Delacroix, Montparnasse, Paris, France.

c2018, dave Delacroix, Sciacca, Sicily.