Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/"VENTURA COUNTY LINE."

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/"Ventura County Line." (Parts 1...and 2)


1)...."Neptune's Net."

She don't like Whisky, she don't like Gin, she don't like Vodka or What's just "IN"? She's a Nightmare, SPACE-CADET-Babee, she'll arrange your DIS-arrange...and KILL your TAB in Malibu? She don't like SIRLOIN, she don't like FISH: "HENDERSON'S IS MURDAH!" -She "Clams" a great dish? HOMICIDE at da CASA OF LEE (CHINESE!!!), she'll CRACK da "Buffalo Nuts" between ya KNEES; she's ya California Nightmare: Gimme some Bourbon, PURLEEZE:
"See ya in Santa Monica!"
"See ya in the ROCKFORD FILES!"
"See ya up at NEPTUNE'S NET!"
See ya, Babee; on the Ventura County Line? Perhaps NOT?... (Singing: "O' sweet Kimberly...tra-la- in Paradise Cove.)


2)..."Tabasco!"

Ma'h Babee, gone and left me wiv TABASCO! My Babee left Me...All HOT, an' late at nite? She's gone, now she gon'  "Jockey's" some other Loser's plight? My sweet JORDAN; I howl at da Moon? It's always tough...on the CUSP of a Brigadoon? There's some "forgettin'", there's Language problems; how U KISS, do U MISS the target: Her, Her, or SHE? An' don't U go WACKIN', U Bystanders: Be a NEGRO, Mulatto, ALBINO, sing da Blues on ya UKULELE and/or CRY? I drank da Whisky. I sang the Blues: the Clouds?...Covet me and U?.... DON'T ya WAIL all night till Sun, Moon, Stars and Light DOUCHE!!! There's SOME forgetting, (Naturally?)  take a Highway, 66 or 101? And  HOW U DID KISS; do U miss HER, or her, or SHE, that SHE... in your obscurity?




c2017/davedelacroix/LORD BORGO/sciacca, sicily.