Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "Ullyses...back home."

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "Ullyses...back home".


(dedicato: George O'Neill, Chase-Manhattan Bank)


"Glad I'm back home?"...."Place is fallin' apart?"
(Son:) "I strung your BOW?"
"Did U paint the Pigsty walls?"
(Penelope:) "Babee, no biggie, but we have some "House-Guests"; you've been overseas for  such a long time and they DON'T just want my Pussy, desirable as it may be, but they want the REAL ESTATE, and all backed up with Lawyers...in Togas!"
"So WHO can string my BOW?...Let them come forth?"
(Penelope): "Perhaps they can recite a Poem or, sing a song? Whoever has the finest Poetry; I'm EASY: You've been away too long?"

(House guests:)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Sumeric Poetry)

Recital by ULLYSES:

...(Cough!): "Glad I'm home, couldn't WALK, couldn't kiss, couldn't SAY "Goodbye", couldn't talk, and COULDN'T do da Jimmy-Jammy! (2nd verse:) FOOLS couldn't know, I was sailing, FREE AT LAST; from the Trojans, from their GIG, their SMOG, their SLURP! Free at last!! Anyways;
Glad I'm home; Somebody rearranged the divan? It used to be blood red, but now...it's blue?"

(Son:) "DAD! Your BOW!!!?"
"Okey-Dokey! Let's, at least,  rectify the Divan."


c2016,ourmanineurope,dave delacroix: Merry Xmas!





c2016/davedelacroix/LORD BORGO/sciacca-sicily.