Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "The DASHBOARD melted...but we still had the Radio?"

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/"tHE dASHBOARD MELTED...but we still had the Radio-thingy?" ( 1 to 3):


(Dedicato: Dan Washburn, his Bella-Momma & Jaimie Montgomery)



1)  JAZZIN' in the afternoon?

"Honey!? Are U with HIM or are U with MIO!?"
"He's an OLD friend!"
"Luigi!? Frick OFF! U grabbed his CROTCH!!?..which, in Salvatore's Cafe/bar-TERRAZZA, in Sciacca-Sicily, is a NO-NO!"
"Well? HE didn't mind?.."
(Simmer down)
"...OK.. I'd better CONFESS. It'll save me a TON of money...I frolicked with your best friend, Guiletta...last month...and  (Luigi) HE'S got photos! He's blackmailing me: 20 bucks a month!
"Photos?"
"Only black and white?"
"Having sex?"
"Blow job?"
"Should'ave charged U FIFTY...cos' NOW U'er gonna get HELL!"
"On Salvatore's Terrazzo?"
"Why not!?"
"DOLL! -It's a NO-NO!"


2)  "Double Entende"


She walks with me in da moonlight, feeding me shit and keeping me in the dark, like a WAR that must be endured: FLY! FLY! ALL is discovered! (What?) And not quite sure which BANK I robbed, or killed some rich dude, blackmailed the POPE, some gone to hell Insurance scam, CAPTAIN JACK arriving!.... Can I introduce Capt. J?...Insufferable Literary details: Medium height, 3 day shave, smelt like a Mackerel, he, conveniently arrived, got drunk, then went into a Coma (everyone was happy!), NOT the undertaker. He (Capt J.) was NOT technically dead?
I suggested a - ya know? Private-thingy? - back yard FUNERAL "Pyre"?
The "Corpse" AWOKE!
I DO believe everyone present immediATELY BECAME A cHAIN sMOKER....Not least, to say, we All - in our minds? - all went to heaven, immediately,  in a lill' ol' row boat.......?
Ok.... Where was I? Back to the Future! She walks (Jaimie) in splendour...like the perfect Night.


3)  JU-JU-MOJO!


U got mah JU-JU?
U JU-JU?
Yah! MAH JO-JO!
U JO-JO?
Mah MOJO!
Beverly Hills?
Santa Monica.
JU-JU Pacific Palisades?
Malibu!
Ventura County?
Mah JU-JU
don't cross County lines!...
(Sometimes, so HARd to cross!)

U GOT mah JO-JU?....:)



c2016/davedelacroix/Lord Borgo/Syracusa-Sicily.



c2016/davedelacroix/LORD BORGO/Sciacca-Sicily