Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "Shakespeare Unplugged."

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "Shakespeare Unplugged."


(dedicato: Carole Aniello)


JULIET: "Romeo! Frickin' Romeo! Where for ART thou?... Hang on. I got a new E-mail!"
ROMEO: "Juliet! I despair (thinks: She's got a Text an' I gott'a Twitter!")
JULIET. (on phone:) "And U can can tell those PRICKS at William Morris Talent Agency?...They couldnt excite my LABIA even if they had help from Suzie-Quatro!!!... Suzie Q? She's from DETROIT CITY, bitch, and she's fricking.... Dead? D.E.A.D.... Oh! Labia? Frickin' LABIA!? It's spelt like the name SMITH - with an "S", overly abused, you moron!" -clicks off phone, throws it to Romeo; "Here! U handle it!... Now, where were we?"
ROMEO: (looking confused/helpless) "U were texting, I mean, SAYING, Where for art thou, Romeo. Mio!" (Juiliet's phone vibrates:) U gott'a nurder call?" (throws phone back to balcony.)
JULIET: "Jesus Christie!Verona is as wacked out as BURBANK sans smog! Hello Fucker! Make Words!"
ROMEO (ever-patient/a Gold Digger/bides his time, thinking about waxing his new Surf-board) : and Juiliet, like Joy's grape, enraptured with divinity, etc. he serenely utters: "U wanna go out on a date?"
JUILIET: (bitch on the balcony having now concluded her buisness call) "Maybe ah will? An maybe ah won't?...Who do U know?"
ROMEO; "Jeeze Louise, Juliet, I got 35 friends on Facebook. Buggers call me night and day! THAT ought'a mean sumptink?"
JULIET: "Anyone I DON'T know, U pascht!?"
ROMEO: "DONALD TRUMP?"...
JULIET: "O Romeo, my Romeo! Where fore art thou, Dude?"
(Music, and fade.)




c2016/davedelacroix/"the Night is long that never finds the day" -Macbeth.