Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ The Sundowners, 12 to 14: ARRIVEDERCI!

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix: The Sundowners, 12 to 14: ARRIVEDERCI



1)  The Bride wore Black....2.


FIVE guys named "MO", not exactly "women-killers" (2 of 5, maybe on the JEWISH-DOWN-LO) get together every "Sabatto" at MO-1's attic apartment to hang, shoot the shit, play Cards (Blackjack) have fun and fool around? The apartment over-looks a Milano Synagogue.

It's MAGDA'S wedding day.

MO. No. 1  had a rifle... which he'd pilfered from those Police clowns at the QUES TERA. MO. No. 3 was trying it out?
"Is it loaded?"
"Don't be STUPID: Sound and effect, Mo! -This is ITALIA!"
MO-3 sighted a wedding party..and thought of his rotten wife..then he thought of his rotten mother-in-law...and fired at the Synagogue.

STRANGE BULLET: It hit the Synagogue then ricocheted Rabbis' "dread lock - cutting it CLEAN OFF - zapped through the Accordion players Accordion, direct to the bridegrooms forehead!
The bride was not pleased. And the Accordion player? He had a heart attack; died on the spot.

Magda would not let things rest.

FIVE MO'S? No. 1: She enjoined parachute - sport - jumping; they were hugging - mid-air - she kissed him then cut his cord; said: "Lak-heim!"
No. 2:  In VINO VERITAS, got him loaded with Chateaux Margeaux and deadly nite shade?
No. 3:  Off  (California coast) Point Magoo, surfing, Magda - afloat on a boat - chucking ""CHUM" in the water, the great white sharks queued?
No. 4: Piccolini problemo, but, like Shakespeare's IAGO, Magda assured him (No. 4) that his new GAL was intent on MURDER; he accidentally shot himself whilst loading/fiddling with his Glock 9mm, to defend himself?
No. 5:  ....TIRED of the "carnage"? Magda opted to just shove the last son-of-a-bitch off a nine-storey balcony...and whispered: "Mussel-tov."

The Bride wore Black.
"Shalom."



2)  "Since U went away..."


Since U went away
da World gon' South?
Since U went away
I got "Cowboy Mouth"?
Since U went away;
THE SCENE?
Since U went away
...I walk, lonesome.

Since U went away,
Il Ragazzi -less cheer?
Since U went away
A CLOUD!
Since U went away,
who cares for the year?
Since U went away
went away.

Since U went away
da world gone South?
Since U went away
I got dee ol'
"Cowboy Mouth"?
Since U went away;
The Scene? (OUR scene?)
Since U went away:
Arrivederci, since U
went away:
Arrivederci...:)



3) Sophie & Pete!


(dedicato: SOPHIA LOREN and Peter Sellers)


Sophia: "OH! OH! OH! Doctor I'm in trouble!?"
Peter: "Well, goodness-gracious-ME!"
Sophia: "Mamma-mia! Oh! OH!"
Peter: "Confide in me, my darling; I AM a Doctor?"
Sophia: "Well...as U say. A DOCTOR!"
Peter: "Yes, my darling?"
"Sophia: "Well, my heart goes: "BOOM-BIIDY-BOOM
BIDDY-BOOM, BOO-BIIDY -BOO, BIDDY BOO-BOO-BOO!"
(Pause.)
Sophia: "Doctor, do U get the picture?"
Peter: "Indeed. A Classic case!"
(3 hours later:) "Well, goodness gracious ME!?"
Tra-la-la!....:)




c 2015/dave the rave/our man in europe/St Petersburg-Soviet-Russia.