Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "George - Nespresso!" - Clooney."
(dedicato: G.C.)
Scene: Trattoria patio/lake Como, Italy. George Clooney is seated at table surrounded by other tables all "choc-o-bloc" (filled) with Milano-hot babes/models all looking to co-star in his next movie?
George: (Drinking a NESPRESSO Italian coffee) "Girls? Don't you realize that DAVE DELACROIX is sitting inside this Trattoria...drinking - believe it or NOT? - a NESPRESSO?"
No response.
George: "Well...?" stubbing out his cigar; "...I think I'll go join him for a NESPRESSO, maybe a beer, and then....maybe a vino?"
(Gets up and goes inside.)
Short pause. Then ALL the Ladies jump up from their tables, spilling their NESPRESSO's and almost try to kill each other in the "gotta meet DAVE DELACROIX" stampede!!!
"Nespresso; what else?"
c 2015/davedelacroix/lord borgo/piacenza-Italia.
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