Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/the FURTHER adventures of Johnny Love Muscle/part 4: "LAW & BOREDOM".
(DOINK-DOINK!)
January 1st., 2013, midnight, I ran out of writing paper, the Utility company turned off the Electric.
Fortunately, I had 2 candles - courtesy of the Basilica St. Sepulcro - a forgotten roll of wallpaper (floral) upon which I write.
My upstairs/appartmento neighbor, Guiessipina was playing JAMES BOND movie soundtracks REAL LOUD; I had a pack of smokes and a FULL bottle of Romanian vino/frizz ante!
Things (life) outside of NOT getting laid, could'a been worse. It was new year's day.
Guiessipina, incidentally, killed her "dick" boyfriend. I didn't hear it happen, of course. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE at full blast tends to block out everything... COPS showed up. CRIME SCENE. Law & Boredom. Flashing lights. Victim's neck slashed. Eyes poked out. Blood all over the place. An Xmas body on the floor in "festive"decaying pyjamas.
I was, as G's neighbor, dragged in as a witness (?). G, looking aghast and confused: "Must have been an intruder!?" she said.
I concurred. I liked G. Her boyfriend was a prick.
Cops didn't care. C.S.I. showed up - fashionably late - with Nikon cameras and great hair-do's/video detectives, etc.. Later? Me G. (the immediate suspect), the Cops, the C.S.I- team (with great hair-do's)? -we all went to the local cafe/bar, sat down, got beers.
The Cops asked G. if she in fact had killed her boyfriend? She said: "Sure. He was a sonofabitch/had a Momma-complex/beat the shit outta me/last 2 years!"
We ALL understood.
Me, G. The Cops, the C.S.I. team (great hair-do's), after several beers resolved the following: "Victim murdered by person or persons unknown/No fingerprints on Machete/Case CLOSED."
Happy New Year: LAW & BOREDOM.
(DOINK-DOINK!)
c 2013/davedelacroix/piacenza/italia.....New year's day (bono singing) everything is closed/go rob a cigarette machine; on new year's day: "I will be will you again...in Dublin....:)
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