Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/the FURTHER ADVENTURE of Johnny Love Muscle!/part 15: "DR. STRANGELOVE"

Our Man in Europe/davedelacroix/the FUTHER adventures of Johnny Love Muscle/part 15: "DR STRANGELOVE"


(Whitehouse/Oval office, Washington D.C.:)

"Excuse me, Mr President?"
"Yes, boy?"
"Sir, we have a problem..."
"Jewish or Palestinian?"
"In THIS case, neither..."
"Afro-American?"
"No, sir."
"Goddamit! WHITE!?"
"Not exactly.... It's our pre-programmed MEGA-MAN who our scientists invented to take care of ALL un-forseen problems, NUCLEAR WAR, dysentry in the Congress, Communist up-risings, AL-KHAIDA, and Happy-hour hangovers!...?"
"Well?"
"Well, Sir. Apparently, a tad like Dr Strangelove; he's gone rogue!"
"You mean to say that our MEANEST lethal weapon -yet to be invented by MAN,  as turned into Peter Sellars!?"
"No Sir. More like Stanley Kubrik.!
"I knew it!  JEWISH!"
"Not exactly, Mr President..."
"What!?..."
"...He's in TIMES SQUARE in NYC preaching LOVE & PEACE..."
"Jew boy, with a beard?"
"Maybe KATO - with a beard -; we're not sure."
He's CHINESE!!?"
"We're not sure."
"OH MY GOD!.... Look! There's a Crucifix in this OVAL Office somplace. Your Mission?... FIND IT. Make a humungous replica, then hang - MEGA-MAN - the Sonofabitch to it, and DO it in Times Square, TELEVISE it and let the good folks in KANSAS know we just took a bite out of Crime! That clear!?"
"...On the 6-0-clock News, Mr President?"
"...And the rest!."


c 2013/davedelacroix/rainy january/though NO worse than war...or a visit to the dentist.