OUR MAN in EUROPE/HOTEL DAVE/...."The Sidewinder".

OUR MAN in EUROPE/HOTEL DAVE/No.25: "The Sidewinder." .............................. .....The "Sidewinder" came by last nite... Leather, lace, Diamond-back jewelry.... We enacted the "usual pallarver"...which DOES infact include the application of strawberries and double cream...... If U are out? (of cream)...use vanilla yoghurt....... Anyways? "apres la fest", both of us (me & the Sidewinder), heavy breathing/chain smoking, I posed the question: "Babee?... You're 27 - I think - a frickin Model in Milano, NO noticeable Cocaine addiction; footloose & fancy free...... BUUURRRRTTTT!?... One day? U will be a little old Italian lady, crinkled, rumy eyed and dressed in black?... Then, what?................... SHE?... Wise beyond her years, replies: "Dave?" (Me) "Yes?"... (the Sidewinder) "Dave?... (she keeps sayin Dave...) "Dave?... I'll look a GOD SIGHT better than YOU; plus?... I'll go thru 3 husbands, 3 divorces, 3 MAJOR financial settlements, buy a VILLA in Calabria, get me a "toy-boy", eat ONLY the "finest" and probably DIE in the company of faithful servants who - AND THEY'D BETTER! - will WEEP when I depart....?... (she says).. (She then pauses).....(so do I)...... "And U, Dave?"... she asks.....?... (I pause. So does she).... Eventually, I reply? : "I GOT YOU BABE!"......