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Monday, June 11, 2012

OUR MAN in EUROPE: HOTEL DAVE: No. 21: "DEAR JESUS"

OUR MAN in EUROPE: No. 21: "Dear Jesus..." (Jeeze! Ah'ma all outta paper!?....I guess I came here in a Matchbox...all the way from China!...) DEAR JESUS?... Hoping U have more attention span than a Gnat? (English Mosquito).... Me too, for that matter..... As usual? I'm IN LOVE... Nice gal. Good family. Medium height.... My Attorney - as we speak - is busy doing a Credit Check/checking out her recent past.... She's a "Goya", a "Naked Maja".... If she CAN'T cook? I don't care.... I can.........She SMOKES like Mount ETNA (my initial attraction). Drinks Vodka like a Sponge. .. (Whether sponges actually DRINK Vodka is inconsequential...)....... DEAR JESUS? I KNOW U will understand!....... Dear Jesus?....(to be continued).........................EGGS: €1.23......PAPRIKA: €0.85......TOMATO JUICE: €0.75.........MORE VODKA: €8.47........Oregano & Pepper "Nero", I already got............................. c2012/davedelacroix/LORD BORGO/our man in Europe/Piacenza/Italy: SURFS UP, kids? -and the weather is groovy....:)

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