Our man in Europe: HOTEL DAVE: No. 15: "Broken English".

Our Man in Europe: HOTEL DAVE: No 15: "...broken English" WOLFGANG, from (go figure), from Germany showed up at the HOTEL DAVE (€35 per nite) with money and a smile; definitely a "preferred" customer... ...Gave him the tour (of Piacenza). We had a blast... Last nite of his visit? Wolfgang: "Dave?", Me: "Wolfgang?", Wolfgang: "The DWIVERS here...", Me: "The ITALIAN drivers?", Wolfgang: "PWEESE don't inter-Wupt me!", Me: "Are nuts!", Wolfgang: "Ha!", Me: (I say nothing), Wolfgang: "But VHY Dave, on KLEINE STRASSES (small streets) do DEY DWIVE BIG Mercedez autos?", Me: "Wolfgang?", Wolfgang: "Ja?", Me: "It's a choice of Mercedez Benz, dude; or a SMART CAR!", Wolfgang: "ZE FOOLS!!!" c 2012/davedelacroix/got toothache. Dental plan? -Jim Beam.