Our DUDE in Europe: HOTEL DAVE: No. 18: CANNES Film Festival

Our buddy in Italy: HOTEL DAVE: No. 18: CANNES Film Festival Once (yawn) again; the Cannes Film Festival....in CANNES, South of France... (....) .... Once again?... -despite Johnny Depps pleas?... I didn't go... (....) ....Truth is?.... I got CANNED at the "Cafe UFFA", in Piacenza....with Mark Twain & F. Scott Fitzgerald.... Leastways?... That's what they SAID they were called (neither of them spoke English).... Plus?... THEY were buying the drinks!....:)