Take 32: "As the World burns..." (An Italian TV Soap Opera)
Ramona: "Vicenzo? Do you REALLY have feelings for me...? (Pause) "...Or are you completely captivated by your work in the illegal garbage disposal business?"
Vicenzo: "Only YOU, mio cuaro! ONLY you."
Ramona: "My daughter, from my third marriage; Francesca, as you know... is quite pre-occupied with saving the Planet, the plight of SOME whales...and cleaning up the rabid pollution in the campagna!"
Vicenzo: "Bello! Magnifico!"
Ramona: "...Which leaves her with absolutely NO feelings, NO emotions for ME!..."
Vicenzo: "Oh, No! Santa Lucia!"
Ramona: "It's true... Which is why I NEED to know that YOU love me. Only you, for only ME!...?"
Vicenzo: "Of course, my turtle dove. It is YOU that I love. ONLY you. My illegal garbage disposal business? For it? I care NOT!"
Ramona: "But THAT is what Francesca says!!!...?"
Vicenzo: "She? Francesca? What does she say?"
Ramona: "She says you are enviromentally apathetic, ergo, if your emotions do NOT extend to the love of the Planet, how can you have genuine feelings for another; for ME?"
Vicenzo: "Ha! Sweet, bello bambino..."
Ramona: "So?"
Vicenzo: "So, mio Cuaro?"
Ramona: "...What we were talking about!...?"
Vicenzo: "Ha! Si, my dove. Alluri!... Well, er? -Without my illegal garbage disposal business I could NOT afford to buy you expensive fur coats."
Ramona: "I know."
Vicenzo: "...Your grande, downtown appartmento!..."
Ramona: "I know."
Vicenzo: "...The Alfa-Romeo."
Ramona: "I know."
Vicenzo: "...Front row tickets to La Scala!..."
Ramona: "I know."
Vicenzo: "...Caviar for breakfast..."
Ramona: "I know."
Vicenzo: "...Money for the..."
Ramona: "BASTA!!!"
Vicenzo: "...I know."
(Short silence)
Vicenzo: "How OLD is Francesca, this day?"
Ramona: "She's 13."
Vicenzo: "Sooooo young....and yet...?"
Ramona: "She an emancipated adult!"
Vicenzo: "Ha!"
Ramona: "...By Court Order!"
Vicenzo: "Capito. Si. Capito... And she has NO feelings for her bellissimo Mamma...?"
Ramona: "Not one."
Vicenzo: "Idioti!"
Ramona: "Si."
Vicenzo: "Then let us embrace!"
Ramona: "Vicenzo!"
Vicenzo: "Ramona! Mio cuaro!"
(They hug, kiss, then BOTH click on their seperate Cell phones and commence talking to OTHER people)
...."AS THE WORLD BURNS...."
c 2012/davedelacroix/lord borgo/tues/more snow/off to Lady Bar for €1 vinos-and its ALWAYS Happy
Hour; just on Friday? I jam out....:)
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