Take 30: The God-Child (A brief history of the Mafia)
THE GOD-CHILD (father)
A 3 ACT PLAY:
(Roll Nino Rota "The Godfather" movie soundtrack...)
LITTLE BIG MAN: "Y'know?",
to his 3 compadres/talks like Christopher Walken;
"I have a stone in my shoe...?"
HIS 3 COMPADRES; who comprise of Curly, Moe & Larry:
"What can we do, God-Child?"
L-Big man: "You, and ONLY you can decide for me. WE are about to get closed down... Should I pay the
Gas bill, first? Or should I pay the Electric bill?"
Curly: "The Gas bill!"
Moe: "The Electric bill!"
Larry: "These are tough decisions... Has the Water bill been paid?"
Everyone spits.
(to be continued)
ACT 11: The GOD-CHILD (roll Nino Rota movie soundtrack)
LITTLE BIG MAN: "Amici?"
3 COMPADRES: "Yes, God-Child"
L-BIG-MAN: "I have a stone in my shoe..."
3 Comps:
Curly: "Oh no!"
Moe: "EGAD!"
Larry: "What can we do!?"
L-B-MAN: "I'm not quite sure if it's Monday or Tuesday...?"
Curly: "It's Monday! "
Moe: "It's Tuesday!"
Larry: "Actually, I think it's Friday!"
L-B-MAN: "You see what I mean?"
3-COMPS: "Ha! Capito! ..."
(to be continued)
ACT 111: THE GOD-CHILD (roll Nino Rota movie soundtrack)
LITTLE BIG MAN: "I have another STONE in my shoe..."
3-COMPS: "Oh! No! No!"
L-B-MAN: "Indeed."
3-COMPS: "Santa Maria!"
L-B-MAN: "Luigi telephoned from Napoli...Big problems...Business is very bad....They are going to close down his Pizzeria!..."
3-COMPS: "Mamma-mia! Oh no!?"
L-B-MAN: "Alluri! No problemo. We send him some money! ..."
3-COMPS: "Bello! Bello!"
L-B-MAN: "But I STILL have a stone in my shoe!..."
3-COMPS: "No! Oh, no!!!"
L-B-MAN: "Who the fuck IS Luigi?..."
(to be continued)
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