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Friday, February 3, 2012

Our Man in Europe: Take 3: THE GOD-CHILD (A brief history of the Mafia)



Take 30:  The God-Child   (A brief history of the Mafia)



THE GOD-CHILD (father)

A 3 ACT PLAY:

(Roll Nino Rota "The Godfather" movie soundtrack...)


LITTLE BIG MAN: "Y'know?",

to his 3 compadres/talks like Christopher Walken;

"I have a stone in my shoe...?"

HIS 3 COMPADRES; who comprise of Curly, Moe & Larry:

"What can we do, God-Child?"

L-Big man: "You, and ONLY you can decide for me. WE are about to get closed down... Should I pay the

Gas bill, first? Or should I pay the Electric bill?"

Curly: "The Gas bill!"

Moe: "The Electric bill!"

Larry: "These are tough decisions... Has the Water bill been paid?"

Everyone spits.


(to be continued)



ACT 11: The GOD-CHILD   (roll Nino Rota movie soundtrack)


LITTLE BIG MAN: "Amici?"

3 COMPADRES: "Yes, God-Child"

L-BIG-MAN: "I have a stone in my shoe..."

3 Comps:

Curly: "Oh no!"

Moe: "EGAD!"

Larry: "What can we do!?"

L-B-MAN: "I'm not quite sure if it's Monday or Tuesday...?"

Curly: "It's Monday! "

Moe: "It's Tuesday!"

Larry: "Actually, I think it's Friday!"

L-B-MAN: "You see what I mean?"

3-COMPS: "Ha! Capito! ..."

(to be continued)



ACT 111:  THE GOD-CHILD  (roll Nino Rota movie soundtrack)


LITTLE BIG MAN: "I have another STONE in my shoe..."

3-COMPS: "Oh! No! No!"

L-B-MAN: "Indeed."

3-COMPS: "Santa Maria!"

L-B-MAN: "Luigi telephoned from Napoli...Big problems...Business is very bad....They are going to close down his Pizzeria!..."

3-COMPS: "Mamma-mia! Oh no!?"

L-B-MAN: "Alluri! No problemo. We send him some money! ..."

3-COMPS: "Bello! Bello!"

L-B-MAN: "But I STILL have a stone in my shoe!..."

3-COMPS: "No! Oh, no!!!"

L-B-MAN: "Who the fuck IS Luigi?..."


(to be continued)


c 2012/davedelacroix/lord borgo/piacenza/italy/feb/it snowed/send red cross parcels



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