OUR MAN in BELIZE, dave delacroix, No:97: DEAD GUY.

 OUR MAN in BELIZE, dave delacroix, No: 97: Dead Guy..

WHEN U GOT TO DIE, amazingly, more than expected, people came out of the Woodwork. Old Paramours, old Loves, dudes who owed U MONEY, quashed debts on your DEATH but paid their "respects"...this was in England"? People flew in, not in SPITFIRES, but nevertheless wanted to commemorate/make sure U were dead; it was that kind of whoosit?

WHEN U GOT TO DIE, predictably, that Fashionista-SALSA, U had trolled Latin Countries. At the APRES-DEAD-DUDE gathering at the "CROWN", nearest pub to dead body grave there were MANY "OLES", "AUGURI-BASTARDO!" and "SLANGE", your Irish Banshees (all 2) who had trolled U on the Internet/lost contact in Bulgaria when u ran off with a Gal called "IFFY"?

At the "Reception "IFFY" (showed up) blurted out YOU were NOT DEAD; Moms and "serious Aunts" went into paroxysms, Tuxedoed Pall-bearers tried to keep a straight-face? -they knew your "Ways"? But the Multitudes, the MEDIA were a tad conflicted on as how to...after 6 jovial single malt whiskies...to proceed? Texting was, at least, hurried and confused?

Somebody FAMOUS croaks; wotchagonnado? WHERE's da MONEY? Film-maker?

When U gotta DIE, sometimes, choiceless. We ALL go at some point, maybe, 2021, a 70 year round ticket? Anyhow, "IFFY" cast dispersions on the deceased "mortem-actual". NEWS, to my dismay and it got out? Everyone wanted to INVEST in his residuals and, technically, ensure his eternity. Still ALIVE!?

 This really pissed me OFF because I knew for a fact I'd STABBED the sonofabitch through the heart 2 weeks earlier and chucked his corpse in the river Lithe in Dublin?....

c.dave delacroix, corozal-belize.

Our Man in Belize, Dave Delacroix: No:96: Iguana Breakfast!

OUR MAN in BELIZE, Dave Delacroix, No: 96: Iguana Breakfast!

ALL WE DID was make excuses, blame it on the OTHER guy, his MOTHER, or the KID? All we did was whine and SHRIEK, that BETRAYAL our Inner God from whom we cannot fail, a Lawyer or 2 to make it sOOO so smooth? I didn'a DO IT; must'a bin U? Nobody ever gets to know the truth. Every body Lies!

ALL WE DID was follow OUR JUST GREED, the one the DEVIL gives U to ensure your COLD FEED which, according to Charles Darwin (Charlie?), the Iguanas eat (cold feed), stuff  it down then sit on a hot ROCK and the stuff COOKS in their reptile belly?...Pity TRUTH?...And just where it comes out...nobody wants to know.

c.2021, dave delacroix. Corozal-Belize.

OUR MAN in BELIZE, dave delacroix, No:95: MARLOWE, Private Dick; R.I.P.

Our Man in Belize, dave delacroix, No: 95: MARLOWE, Private Dick, R.I.P.

When Private Detective P. MARLOWE died WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE turned in his grave; COPS, FRAILS, HOODS, Pimps, OLD LIQUOR Hollywood SISTAS fumbled for a Single Malt? Faggots galore, renegade BANKERS on the run, the iconic FUGITIVE in search of a one=armed-Ivy-League FRAUD masquerading as your Mother-s Uncle sans/wearing Lanvin No.11: the only lipstick a porter on the Sunset-Limited Amtrak train would Closet-wear inside a rail-cubicle? Carey Grant, maybe, North by Northwest!...Asking for a GIBSON?

WHEN DICKSTER-PEEPSTER Phillip Marlowe bit the hard shoulder of an Under-developed San Fernando Valley 405 OFF-ramp, CITIZENS munching down at the BIG EATS DINER, the adjacent Drive-In movie lot, that pseudo-English Tudor Motel/drug store when prophalactics cost more than a 30 minute room, only the Pontiac Valet would have given a damned if he hadn't been murdered by the Hat-Check Gal who in-turn was murdered by the French Concierge? The Organization? City Hall?  Better results than Betty Ford!

When scumbag-PEEPER Marlowe, once KNOWN to hover in exalted circles; Bel-Air, Beverly Whoosit, hosted by Hollyweirds finest as a puppet-on-a-string, like GATSBY'S minions, but IN L.A. they play for keeps, every dual-annual generation of talent, scum, STARS, plus scum agents who value "sang-froid"; blood for Gold Bars and/or who muddies the KISMET, the showcase Cocktail bar, mixed IN a little too much ragamatoo 

 (Marlowe, what WERE U thinking?) or deprives the slavish GUTS of the Voyeur-Audience-locusts?" Crime murmurs! Crime Cicadas! Then: Ring-ring! Ring-Ring!"..."Sorry; this is Charlene? No. Mr Marlowe, right now, is out of the Office!...Would U like to leave a message?... He never ASKS for Names and Numbers?..."

c.2021, davedelacroix, corozal-belize.

Our Man in Belize/HOLLYWOOD, No:94: NO WOKE in Hollywood, Manh!"

 OUR MAN in BELIZE, No. 94: "NO WOKE in HOLLYWOOD, Manh!"

SOMETIMES THAT JOCKEY JEWISH TALENT AGENT can't help U? Certainly, U don't want HIM/DYKE bulldog to put U in bed at night? U R s-posed to HAVE ONE, every which way, so the WILLIAM-MORRIS AGENCY says? But DOES HE/Miss Shapiro have to crawl into your bed like a PIKANESE, some bird to be fed? Not paying RENT and every Night, audition, auditions?

NOEL COWARD: Don't put your Gentiles on the STAGE Mrs Worthington!

I'm getting pretty tired about THE JEWS. Bloody MUSLIMS too? If I run across a BHUDDIST he's getting a PIZZA in his MUSH! Last I heard nobody was Nobody as the World turns? Traditions/Attitudes R TEN-a-penny! Rampant TALENT must be crushed less " leetle" Agents lose their jobs? In Hollywood? ...KIBUTZ. ....Must I lose my foreskin? HOLLYWOOD.....IS...RASCIST......AGENTS......No WOKE in Hollywood, Manh!? The SLIVER. S-what U get. SLIVER? 

If U have $100. ZOOM!!!....Do U know the way to San Jose?

I wandered lonely as a cloud. Must I leave my foreskin on Sunset & Vine?

No worries. Untouched! I wrote a Song!

c.2021: dave delacroix; EXECO: William-Morris AGY: John PTECK where R U!!!...

OUR MAN in BELIZE, dave delacroix, No: 93: The Sailor's Widdah!

 OUR MAN in Belize, No: 93: : The Sailor's Widdah!

The SAILOR'S WIDDAH from shore to shore, Atlantic swell or Pacific ROAR, the last thing that her Sailor Man would YORE has he watched his shipmates washed over board?

The Sailor's WIDDAH, that lonely gal ..who now sings songs about HER brave young Man ,who plied the Seas for Gold, for LORE, and sent back his story to the Widdah, Miss Eleanor.

The Sailor's WIDDAH, bewitch some say? A JONAH, if love comes a Sailor's way? And yet she carries in her womb, the promise of that Sailor's wound?

Ashore-ashore; Writers-galore!? My Eleanor; gone from thee? The cruel Sea took it all away from me.

c.2021. davedelacroix, corozal-belize.

OUR MAN in BELIZE, No: 92: The (Berliner) ORCHESTRA.

 OUR MAN in BELIZE: No: 92: The (Berliner) ORCHESTRA

Like NONE, like MOST, 1933, the ORCHESTRA:

Strings: Ludbecker hated Schaff. Never paid him for new Violin strings. Horsehair bow? Unpaid. Artist debts are unforgiveable. NEVER borrow a book. Only LEND it with a Deposit! Musical stuff? Like stealing someone's Soul? Musicians DO this on a daily basis. Welcome to Hollywood?

More Strings: Lachnau hated Schneider because he'd banged up his daughter, the happy-go-lightly-Fraulein Sally/bosom, economy size? A likely Quartet? Lachnau had married Schneiders Mother (?)...Quartet?

Woodwind: THIS gets interesting? Fabio and Deiter, Flute and Clarinet; never to be re-united after HELMUT (Basoon) refused to engage in a musical menage de trois chamber music project; Unlikely you ask, but true? Chamber Pots were THROWN!...Ask the Landlady! Songs of New Colon!!!

HORNS: Herr Valmach & Herr WEISDORF, both portending to be actual DUKES were locked in horns at first sight? Horns-primeavel: tuba, cornet, trombone; a TRUMPAH internectiscide. Orchestral Canabilism! Cafe Weimar barred all 3 of them! Lonely-tuxedoed, mustachioed strasse-Olden...now senile?

PIANO GAL; Jewish missfit, Mutter-Gutter-Maria. Prone to nose bleeds on the ivories? Age 58. Berlin born & bred. Sexless. Known throughout Charlottenburg; no Giggilo had a chance? Or maybe...Gerontaphalia? Choices? Piano lessons?

Conductor: ZANTS van Heppleheimer, from Hollande. Conducted a few Fritz Lang movie soundtracks. Considered a "failed-failed", but NOT HE -he said? The KONIG of KREUSBERG with his above stella ORCHESTRA he bored the Tears out of the Tiergarten and more but became a temporary legend and the toast of der UBer-Volks on the KU-DAMM with "der leider": "Liselle uber mein Ass", orchestrated.....in 1933 Nazi Germany. 

NOBODY in the ORCHESTRA survived the Nazis holocaust  but I like to think, when ever I hear an old Tea Garden Party/minimum Park Orchestration that their INNER-GIG, joys, fits and potential hopes RESOUND in History...I sing of THEM less there is only silence.

c.2021, davedelacroix, corozal-belize. 

OUR MAN in BELIZE: dave delacroix, No: 91: "QUO VADIS?"

 OUR MAN in BELIZE: Dave Delacroix: No: 91: "QUO VADIS?"

Quo VADIS and other bloody road signs I've ignored? That bloody road sign/HEART-sign; who cries for the miss-directed FOOL who WADDLES into oblivion? The WORLD is FLAT so I sail, being ABLE to afford a MERCEDEZ-BENZ to drive off the WORLD'S frickin edge, and why not? I gotta coupl'a extra BUCKS, lines of COCAINE, two blonde RUSSKI Bimbos who'll go with me, why shouldn't I prove...the fastest way to CATHAY is in your HEAD? Chinese fricks don't give a damned/happy for the Yankee Dollar? Who would'a guessed the GLOBE would have become a CHINESE Laundry?...MUSLIMS in Concentration Camps! Even the JEWS are REALLY pissed off!!!...lol....(Please? NO woke.) Quo Vadis?

c.dave delacroix, 2021, corozal-belize.