Our man in Europe, dave delacroix... SISTER aint got NO Justice!

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... SISTER aint got  No Justice!


dedicato, Carol M. Aniello, Isabel Pessoa, Anna Cimo.


Have U ever wondered why there-s 25 Blackbirds in a Nursery rhyme Pie
or a ring=a ring-a Poesy, ATISHOO, U die
and ALL the Kings horses, HUMPTY-DUMPTY man
or the Grand Old Duke of York...whassit!....A RE-UNION, PUSSY-galore!

HAVE u EVER been to a PEACE Conference in AFRICA. No Toilets for the GALS
or a POLITIC in Western Europe....free Cosmetic Take-a-way. Have U ever SAT in a
PRAESIDIUM in your Mini-skirt without fear of RAPE,

Have U ever glanced at the MEN IN GREY, in Afghanistan, IRAN, or theVatican Priest-Police
and-or the devil-s foot, ISLAM toilets, likely to put U in your place.
Have you ever wondered about your SOCIO-CULTURAL second place
or walk behind the Japanese Idiot U married too soon...

Have U ever wondered why there-s 25 Blackbirds in a Nursery Pie
or famous Poet-fools who wrote... and missed your sky!


c.2020, davedelacroix, chateaux-suisse,gascony-france.

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... In the Chateaux-Dans le Chateaux.

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... In the  Chateaux-Dans le Chateaux.


It-s another pristine LOIRE valley cool scene
and another little ARISTO is born...at the Chateaux,
AT the CHATEAUX!
And the Contessa cries...

And what da fuck-he-s an angry young man
steals his dads Maserati-expensive wheels
wraps it round a tree
calls everybody up for a Kennedy-ALIHBI-eee!
and the Contessa cries..

...for the Gold-digger-mini-skirt
in the passenger seat
and a Politic MESS no-one can greet,
and the Contessa cries...

Don-t U know its bout Taxes N Turn,
U gonna fail the System some day. So bring along the Guillotine
the Nation=s Shaver. the Barber of Seville!
Sweeney Todd, got a job
maybe at the Chateaux...
and the Contessa cries...again!!

It-s another spectacular Val du Loire-France Chateaux
cool dawn and another little ARISTO gets born
in the Chateaux....IN THE CHATEAUX!
and the Countessa cries...




c.2020, aug. Chateaux-Suisse,Gascony-France, davedelacroix

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix...The Regret.

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix...The Regret.


dedicato. Michael G. and Vando F.


....WISH I WAS IN Montpelier, France, who could ASK for more. Wish I was in Groningen, Anna=s by the score. Wish I was in Malibu with the KISSIN GAL at Neptune-s Net... and wish I was in St. Petersburg with a Pushkin and a Queen of Spades. Leastways a Natasha!

Wish I was in Mombasa-Kenya, the harbor, to the lighthouse, that simmers over FORT JESUS where so many lives went South. Wish I was in Arkansas, cool music, a Banjo on my knee. Wish I was on the MASON-DIXON line, travelled SOLO, travelled FINE, travelled Yak-yak-yak every time, a broken heart if NOT for thee. Wish I was your Tuxedo, wish I was your Dress. Wish I was your expensive handmade Italian Shoes. Sometimes, every second moment I WISH I could Tip-toe out of here,

c.2020, davedelacroix...life in gascony..

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix...Covid-19-Cold Wind from Valhalla.

Our Man inEurope, dave delacroix....COVID-19-Cold wind to Valhalla



North of England, Industrial City-suburbs, kids razed 1950s like Gangs, borrow shoes, shirts, shorts to wear, the rest to the Bundle Man. Clothes by the pound, take em down there in someone-s PRAM, maybe the latest kid gets a comfy ride. And ALWAYS at night, under naked bulbs, crowded-bartering, mischief abundance, post-war SURVIVAL in this Green and Pleasant land! And HEY!! The RAG n BONE Man clanging-weekly on terraced house streets. Here-s MY Kid-s heart, age 4, maybe U take it away! But there=s NO,,,as usual...no UK Business Plan, no MARSHALL plan. No TOILET, no COUPON, certainly no DIVIDEND except the scars on Spitfire Pilot-s faces, the one-s that survived, the traumatized Merchant Seamen harried by U-Boats, 55,000 Merchants-men-casualties in the ATLANTIC COLD OCEAN to keep the U.K. fed, and the Miners who KEPT on Mining, the Ladies who OUTRANKED History, industry, Armed Forces and beat back EVIL. Shoulder to Shoulder! ....What Price your NIKES...

COVID-19. It-s a cold wind from Valhalla. And now it-s up to You!...

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix...The Walls of Jericho and the Man in the Shade.

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... The Walls of Jericho and the Man in the Shade.


OUT DAMNED SPOT! Da Spot! The Man in the SHADE. OUT U Devil who shadows Our History. What Wealth, what POWER, what BEIRUT explosion, curdling in the palm of reptile Talons, scurry-fast when retribution ensues.
Out Damed Spot. Your Tits R Vinegar. Blood on STREETS, misery. Your SLAVES R burning!
Always, always the MAN in the SHADE who by admission, Accusation, Retribution, just fades away...as the walls of Jericho resound!!!


c.2020. dave delacroix.

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... Menu for Murder, DnD L.A. DETECTIVE episode... WHO KILLED MOE!

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... Menu for Murder, D n-D Detective episode... Who killed MOE!!!

...Story so far. 3 Chickens at the Maison Vic-F, Gascony-France. Curly, Larry and Moe.
 1 dead. Moe.
2 looking guilty. Larry and Curly.
 Hercule Pierrot ...being fictionally dead... local Law-Enforcement invited D n D, L.A. Detective, Missing-Kids-Lost and Found! ..here on vacation... to review this unique case.
 The Gendarmes were stymied!

It was a NO-brainer. MOE, cock-a-doole-whoo, LMBGT-Transgender-HEN, biggest DICK on a Chicken U ever saw, better than a CHUBB Alarm System had consistently thwarted the Chateaux-s BURGLARS ....U R NOT invited for Silver Candlesticks, VIRGINS or whatever! Obviously they HAD to kill MOE with Abuse, CLUBS, a HYPO, Esperanto, leastways-foul language! MOE had to dissapear! Bad for Biz!

Invited into the Crime Scene....Chicken-coop...-accrued of Situ....D n D suggested VIVISECTION, Stuffed-Bird-HEN-thingy ergo Dead-MOE was re-installed in his-her SENTINEL position. D n D thought the French Revolution TRI-color neckband  ON DEAD BIRD was a bit much. Eyes looked a tad glassy too but over-all...


AH-HA! Come the dead of Night! Kreig-lite LIT 3 Ninga-dressed FELONS who  were ambushed dans le Jardin en suite! Roughy-tumble...got beat up... twix the Statues and Flora in the Chateaux-s grounds, 20 Gendarmes in full  uniform...but all  the Ninja-burglars were arrested, later to be convicted and given 6 months of ETHICS instructions. A nieghbourhood sighed....

The day AFTER their arrest.....The local Gendarmes and the Marquis de la Chateaux celebrated with local Gascony Wine avec salad, fresh bread and le Soup de Poulet....


c.2020, Aug. davedelacroix.

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix...Amour sans L-Enfer!

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix ....Amour sans L-Enfer!


Love without HELL
on a Sunday afternoon,
benevolence, UN-draped
in Christian nudity,
A KISS
and all it-s meant to be,
will U remember
on your Death-bed...

Love without HELL,
broken promises,
Shenanigans,
Adulterated-
showcased in some MOVIE,
no Car-chase
no Pistoleroes
just U, Her
stark naked
in the ever-after
and a Motel-s forgotten name!


c.2020, davedelacroix, chateaux-suisse, Gascogne-France.