Our Man n Europe/dave delacroix/the NAKED Planet, no. 23: "Irish Rovers"...

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/the Naked planet, No. 23:  "Irish Rovers..."


COME ALL U Irish Rovers, come all you Strangers, come all you Travellers; and come on home to Me.

Does She/He love U? Do U care? Can U see a DIAMOND for a SPADE? - which, leaves U where? -A KNAVE?

Come all U Irish Rovers? Come all you Strangers! Come all you Travellers: And come on home with me.

What will U do? What CAN U do!? And Winter heralds, as by Agincourt: "GREAT KING, The day is yours; we come to book our Dead.!?"
And WE ...unknowing...that the battle is WON....?

Come all U Irish Rovers! Come all U strangers! Come all U Travellers: And come on home with me.

In SINEW, SPICE  and all things nice a WIZARD "sez" to Me? -: "Thou who art forlorn? Asperto, domani e quando-domani?" -like a song-canzone...caught in the breeze.

Come all U Irish Rovers. Come all U Strangers. Come all you Travellers; and come on HOME to me.




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Our Man in Europe/davedelacroix/the NAKED Planet, No. 22: "IL PATRIOTA"

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/the NAKED planet, No. 2:  "IL PATRIOTA" 

GARY-BALDI-SMITH, in a sense, pioneered Dave Delacroix in Italy...now showed up at the HOTEL DAVE (€56.50 per nite/big screen TV), Cambridhe University-educated, COMEDY or SPYING for the RUSSIANS, much against Campus tradition; we lolled -post "doobie"-Grappas/Hotel D., college ambience...

3 years younger than I, the poor bastard is balding which is not a Cardinal sin, just one of Natures crimes for, athletic, debonair, he could only look at my ENGLISH SHEEPDOF accoutriments...and sigh?

We started conversation, traditionally; old pals: Subj: Who'd died, etc. Old girlfriends? Who'd married WHICH sonofabitch, different gender, same results: Might as well be?

Eventually; because I always SENSED something Biblical aboout Gary-Baldi-Smith...I cut to the quick and affirmed I was  2 years into-having "a blast" in ITALY, presumably, like him?

...He did not concur, and, in addition to correcting my by-now irreversible-un-grammatical ENGLISH-English propounded the following:

"...It's NOTHING like England, Old Man? Italiy? The whole bloody place ia a mess. Frickin' Natives are OUT with the Immigrants. The bloody ruins (Roman) are BLOODY RUINS...and NO-ONE can find a blessed job! The MEN are idiots, the SHEBAS all dress like whores! The railroad system - Italy's backbone - is functional/not PUNCTUAL, traffic is ANARCHY. The money grubbing VATICAN continues its HERESY, Pollution here makes downtown LOS-ANGELES look and smell like the garden of EDEN; and PREZ BELLUSCONI is spot on when he says "It's hard to kick-start the Italian Ecconomy when everyone is at the Beach!?"

"...So why," I asked, "Mio Amico (my friend) have U sojourned here these past 10 years? "

He (Gary-Baldi-Smith) took a SLUG of his GRAPPA (I could ver do that without choking):

"Wine" he replied: " Good food! Woman! Song!; old boy?..."

.....Dr. JOHNSON - as always - was correct when he said, "PATRIOTISM is the last refuge of a Scoundrel. With regarde to Gary-Baldi.-Smith: Scoundrels ARE Patriotism, personified.

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Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/the NAKED Planet, no. 21: "No regrets..."

Our Man in Europe/davedelacroix/the NAKED Planet, No. 21:  "No Regrets..."


...WHY are your eyes smiling, my love?
Is it something - in our love -
that I cannot protect?.. POSTMEN
no longer deliver letters. They all shot each other
down at the depot!
Maybe U read my E-mail? Maybe
I should read yours? -And, I WOULD,
'cepting, between lunch and "happy hour"
there's not a lot of "focus" time; mornings
of course, being MUSIC LAND
are out of bounds and, way past supper-time?
-THAT'S "Israeli Occupied Territory: My
very own foreskin will testify to that!
So tell me, my Love? Just WHY
are your eyes singing? Are U pregnant?
Do I have to get a REAL job?...


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Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/the NAKED planet, No. 20: "WEST 45th. & 9th...NYC -1976"

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/the NAKED planet, No. 20:  WEST 54 & 9th., NYC -1976...


WITH HEAD LICE, MATTRESS bugs and Scabies on my shins? -it's gonna be a tough gig for me...to fall in love with U?
(Chemist dude gave me some CREME; I pay him next Wednesday)
...Don't chase me till then.

With POTENTIAL Leprosy, being HIV positive and being a signed-up member of the (USA) Republican Party - who I fervently "hustle" for; again; it's gonna be hard - despite the CREME? -  arriving, next Wednesday...to fall in love with Me?

On WEST 54th St. and 9th. Ave., I arrived in 1976 by TAXI-DE-NIRO from JFK wearing a white (FLOCK-NOT from Barney's) 2 piece suit. The locals looked dangerous but took me under their ghetto wing: DEM who aren't busy Borning!?... 99 cents: 2 eggs, 2 strips of Canadian bacon/ketchup/hash browns/a Bermuda triangle of toast.

Now? -With RENT owing, the ELECTRIC BILL - out of sight! -  and the GAS (better U eat beans! ) cut off and NO smiles from the DELI, over 2nd and 58th. st.: Absolutely NO credit from D'AGOSTINOS (market)? So don't bother falling in love with the Man with such a great view of the Mulholland traffic tunnel!

Still? Despite the HEAD LICE, SCABIES, LEPROSY, etc.,; when I'm alone? -I go to the MET, the GUGGENHEIM, I fearlessly walk in Central Park, usually, Saturdays? Guzzle beer at McSORLEYS down in "THE  VILLE", and EARLY, before the hacks and Wannabees show. Maybe I'll kick in a Blog? Tell the Government about my 1976 plight? Jeeze! There's a Government cure for EVERYTHING. (Ask any bureaucrat!)
So? -DO NOT fall in love with Me... And I promise - leastways, not until next Wednesday -  I will not fall in love with U.


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Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/the Naked Planet, No. 19: "Heart on a Wire"

Our Man in Europe/dav delacroix/the NAKED planet, No. 19:  "Heart on a Wire."


"...I left my DICK...in SAN-FRANCISCO;  I left my LIVER in Brooklyn. I left my SPLEEN, in Nashville; the locals are still kicking it around? I left my ONE good eye with BLIND BILL (go figure?) in Austin, Texas. That old Airport-"wheelie"-bag, crammed full of WEED?
-I left it in Little Rock, Arkansas, which accounts for the recent "Hillbilly" tranquility?... Where, as YOU:  who left me in Witchata-Kansas, LOST-DEAD-NO-GOOD!!! - -I'm still...on the line? Babee: I'm sttill on the wire.

I left (or forgot?) my Tuxedo in CHICAGO. It's a big town. There are lots of places to lose things; ask any Blues-men, better still? -A Harmonica player! -In New Orleans I lost my shoes, which - considering everything? - no-one loves you when you got NONE? And the GATORS ate my Classic Guitar in F.L.A.  along with my hitch-hiking Pal "HOLLY"... Tricky situ - Gators were hungry? - da guitar, Holly, or Me?
...I'm still on the line?

I left MY DICK...in San Francisco, I left my Liver: in Brooklyn. As for my SOUL?
I can still hear it?
It PUMPS like a heart...on the wire.



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Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/the NAKED planet, No. 18: EARTHA KITT

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/the Naked Planet, No. 18:  EARTHA KITT


...I am da CAT
who, listens: RADIO!
...late at night.
I'm da Cat
who MEOWS
at the moon!
I'm da Cat
who writes your TUNES;
I'm da Cat
- with EARTHA KITT -
and don't need no DJ;
2 is company
but 3 don't fit.

I'm da CAT;
NEEDS NOBODY!
I'm as happy as a clam!
-Ask me?
I'll get back to U.
.....
Late Night RADIO?
Is it Wednesday?
Stop da TALK
(Music! Music! Music!);
EARTHA KITT and me
agree.

I'm da CAT
who listens, late night RADIO;
Sun's commin' up?
PAW or PURR?

MEOW!!!!...:)


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Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/the NAKED Planet, No. 17: "...back to U..."

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/the NAKED Planet, No. 17:  "...back to U.."


(co-written with MICHIGAN-JOE-age: 24,  from Indiana, who visited the HOTEL DAVE - €57.5 per nite/big screen TV., on his way to NEPAL, which - apparently - is near CHINA?)


"...Back at U!."
(It's a TEXAS, HONKY-TONK Canzone)


Well;
I got it from "on high"
If U forgot just Why?
Don't sweat a DANG
Cos here's DA THANG;
It'll come back to U?


And with a little FAITH
Nothin' ain't more True?
It worked for..................
(fill in blank)
So now don't U be Blue?

You lost the Ring!
Your voice won't sing!
You can't remember
just how we Swing!?
...HUSH; sweet dharlin';
it'll come back to U.

And with a little FAITH
Nothin' ain't more true?
It worked for..................
(fill in blank)
So now don't U be Blue?

Just "WHY do babies Cry?
And ships sail on the tide?
-just as the Sun will rise:
It'll come back to U;
just as the Sun will rise,
it'll come back to U....:)



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