Our Man in Europe/now BELIZE/Dave Delacroix: "PUTIN on da RITZ!"
SONG: (Singing/Tea Room quartet playing après song, Putting on the Ritz.):
Got no time, no place to go, no upwards, hit the TOPS, hey, look at Me? VLAD PUTIN on da RITZ.
Throw all threats, a tall high-rise, throw Em off, whose gonna care, no witnesses, (U weren't there!) I don't give a frick! I'm PUTIN at the Ritz!
...The old Russian STALIN Playbook is my Bible. I was a K.G.B. sneaky SPY to begin with?...
Dice with Me, U dice with death, don't hold your breath, I don't CARE, a 1.000-yard stare, don't U dare: I'm PUTIN-putting - watch out! - PUTIN on da Ritz!
...I may go down, in history, with Hitler, Genghis-Kan, or Tambaline, no timeline fixed, but I'm putting u IN MY GRIP.: COSSACKS-OUTLAWED!
(A-CHOO-CHOO-CHA-CHOO!)
...GOT NO PLACE TO GO, NO HEAVEN ABOVE, at THE top, DON'T PISS ME off!!!... (Fill in the blank?) PUTIN on da Ritz!
Now, got no place to go, no heaven above -I'm at the TOP! -PUTIN on da Ritz! (CHORUS): PUTIN on the ROCKS! Balalaikas-STING!!! -Putin on da Ritz!
c.2026: Dave Delacroix.
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