Our Man in Europe/now Belize (an Ultra-Ultra-cultural-SPY?), Dave Delacroix: "The Bohemian Nazis!"
"...I was only following ORDERS, the Adolf Hitler-water-color School of failed Art... when I fell down, nose-first/no mustache on the concrete staircase (Denver-Colorado) and I was always following ORDERS (in Cologne-Germany) when I crashed my Bicycle/Fraulein-on back, can't remember her name?
Oddly no-one-/passerby came to scrape me off the concrete. Minutes went by, drunk as a skunk, neither was I arrested by the POLIZEI? Busy singing patriotic song & munchen-struedel, leastways I'd been sucking down galoshes of "Kolsch"/I didn't look like an Arab terrorist. Just a misfit on 2 wheels?
I was only following ORDERS, over-staying my Visitors Tourist VISA in the U.S.A (by 25 years/a clerical error) I guess the paperwork gone amiss, I was only following ORDERS, a free-born SON of the PLANET EARTH, yet 2025 I now despair of what Freedom has become. (Got denied U.S. entry-eventually.) Wasn't Gay, Jewish, Utterly STUPID, or a Bonafide Refugee? Too well educated for the Immigration-Border "Barney Fifes?
But the SEEDS were there. The gal on my Bicycle fled, perhaps in crash-wounded? (I didn't even get laid!) And no-one stopped to pick me up...
HUZZAH!!! New RAVES & SONGS arrive with every Tomorrow. I wonder, my Gal-Bicycle passenger, safe & sound, did she get home alright?
c.2025. Dave Delacroix.
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