OUR MAN in EUROPE/BELIZE: Dave Delacroix (Song:) "If I had U?"

Our Man in Europe/Belize: Dave Delacroix (Song:) "If I had U?"

(dedicato: Countess Elizabeth Grant.)

SONG: "If I had U?"

 ...I would quit robbing Banks, doing Blackmail, outright MURDER, all these things I'd DO? I'd try to be a FILM NOIR good guy if I had U?

I would wear a Pink Tut-Tu, never ever borrow money, I'd strut down Main Street.  I'd do a bunch of things and THEN SOME, pay OFF all my I.O.U's  if I had U?

(Double Vocal:) I would WALK a mile, completely stark naked, on 5th Avenue!!!!...

(Double Vocal:) I'd blame it on the Drink, or whatever I could think, and ARRESTED, never mention your name?... (SUZIE, right?)

I would be ever faithful, destroy all my fake Passports. I'd swear on a STACK of whoosits...if I had U! And WHISKY only Wednesday, I'd go to Church on Sundays if I had U!

TRA-La_la_la, LA-LA ad infinitum.

c.davedelacroix/our man europe/belize/nov, 2024, recovering from Throat cancer.